DORIAN GREY, The Moon Crooner

See that old-style MICROPHONE cradled in his hands in the SINATRA manner?

This is no MOON TOWER, as it has been mistakenly assumed for YEARS...

It is a MOON MAN, following his GUIDING STAR, trying to get our attention.

He is simply behind the times. There are NO SINGERS left anymore, sadly....

The GREATS are all deceased or retired.....

This is what he gets for being a fan of Turner Classic Movies....