THE DAY THEY FOUND A SPACESHIP

The Colombian authorities have written this strange, hollow-sounding vessel off as a mere ball of LAVA, or possibly a Toltec giant ball.....

According to witnesses, like the farmer who found this still-smoking UFO in his field after a lightning storm hurled this thing out of a VOLCANO, into his forty acres....

The object RINGS when you whack it with a stick....

It has since been whisked off by authorities, likely to never be seen again....