FAMOUS CRIMINALS

And wouldn't you just know that several of them are personal HEROES!

Frank Sinatra is here for the most BENIGN of reasons....

He was accused by a jilted lover, once it was certain that he preferred future wife NANCY, of BREACH of PROMISE!

He was jailed for at least one day. His PARENTS had to come and get him....

I don't want to know what BOWIE was jailed for.

Could be almost ANYTHING!

George Carlin? OBSCENITY, of course!