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Poor Gary Weddle.

Gary is a teacher at Ephrata Middle School in Washington State.

On Sept. 11, 2001, Gary made a vow:

He would not shave again until Osama Bin Laden was either captured or KILLED....

Over the years, several concerned friends have called with the news of Osama's death, as a ruse to get him to shave off that ZZ TOP masterpiece.

He didn't believe last night's news until he sat before a television screen and watched the President's Announcement...

They say he cried uncontrollably as he hacked away at the dense growth...

But, I say, living in Washington State as he does, he's LUCKY he was not mistaken for the Man himself over the years....

He's lucky he didn't go all the way and add a TURBAN to the ensemble...

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