TIME TRAVELER on CELL PHONE

Folks, THIS is getting out of hand...

There MUST be something TO IT.

If that is not a MAN or FACSIMILE thereof, REPORTING or talking into some sort of FUTURISTIC COMMUNICATION DEVICE, I will eat my considerably large HAT!

This is 1931, Lower East Side, New York. Bright, Sunny DAY, no obscuring SHADOWS or quick walking.

Right before YOUR Eyes....

May not be a TIME TRAVELER.

May be an ALIEN OBSERVER on Earth, CUT to look like a HUMAN!

That, to ME, is FAR more possible, I am SORRY, than TIME TRAVEL....