He is probably a NICE GUY, this performance artist OLEK, but I could just see this dude a-messing up my living Room.....
I once had a new girlfriend. Cute as all get out, we were getting TIGHT. Then she let her true age slip...
I tried to break it off, but she wasn't having it. We were supposed to go see HALL and OATES in Concert.
I gave her the slip and took someone else.
Okay, I lied to her.
I expected to find her waiting at my front door when I got home that night.
I let myself in.
My CURTAINS and DRAPERIES were all GONE!
Someone had stolen my CURTAINS.
Or, so I thought.
Then, I noticed something WEIRD.
A LIGHT was on in my bedroom.
I walked in....
She had CUT UP all my curtains and re-decorated my bedroom with them.
CUT into the carpet were the words "HOW WAS THE CONCERT?"
LOOKED like the room in the photo above.
Must have taken her all night...
SAW a GOOD CONCERT, though.....