ATTACK of the FIFTY FT. WOMAN

For THE TUBES.

Those CRAZY GERMANS......

Looks like Tony Soprano there, recruiting for the BADA BING.....

Reminds me of the joke about the man that finds a Magic Lamp, rubs it, and a Genie pops out.

Genie gives him THREE WISHES.

First WISH: For RICHES, so the Genie surrounds the man with all the riches of the world, gold diamonds, emeralds..

Second WISH: For POWER, so the Genie surrounds the man with all the weapons of WAR...

Third WISH: To find himself between the legs of Pam Anderson...

So VIOLA! The Genie changed the man into a KOTEX PAD.....

Drum roll......