SLAP A RECORD STORE CLERK

Haven't you EVER wanted to? I have shopped EVERY record store from TOWER in Sacramento to Rather Ripped Records in Berkeley to TOWER Los Angeles, and there is only ONE constant:

That snotty, disinterested, trendy ASSHOLE clerk that is only into some smelly LOCAL band that they are hoping to Star-Fk into popularity....

I know what I am talking about, I worked in a Record Store for 5 years...

I was NEVER rude to anyone. I was actually INTERESTED in what other people purchased, what BANDS others were listening to. It is HOW you learn about GOOD MUSIC....

I have no time for the trendy. No time for clerks more into their personal JEWELRY, TATTOOS and hanging EARLOBES....

It is a shame. I used to enjoy taking my time, searching for the obscure...

No longer, I just get what I am looking for and LEAVE. And THIS in the age of the internet, when I NEVER have to go into a Record Store AGAIN...

Hey Rasputin and Amoeba: Remember ME?