LOVE POTION #9

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know
that Gypsy with the
gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of
Love potion #9

I told that I was a flop with Chicks
I've been this way since 1996
She looked at my palm
and she made a magic sign
She said what you need is
Love potion #9

She bent down, turned around
and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix it up
right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine
and looked like India Ink

I held my nose
I closed my eyes
-I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' every thing in sight
But, when I kissed a Cop
down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of
Love potion #9

I held my nose
I closed my Eyes
I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But, when I kissed a Cop
down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of
Love Potion #9

Lieber/Stoller

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