SOMEONE'S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

Is somebody ringing a bell?

Paul McCartney got married AGAIN, and God Bless him!

Good Luck, this time....

Paul is going after all the British tabloids. He blames THEM for screwing up his LAST marriage, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Or, is that the former Mrs. McCartney?

Anyway, this is a MARTIAN HOME. The front door is CLOSED....

If it is just a ROCK, how do you account for the signs of activity all around? There are disturbances in the soil exactly surrounding it...