I CAN'T GO BACK

NOT to the way I was....

I have seen TOO MUCH, gazed into the ABYSS, as it were...

I used to SCOFF with gusto at this stuff...

But, then I got to thinking about UFOS. I had no doubt that they did, indeed, exist, so then.....

WHERE did they come from?

And, knowing FUEL is expensive, another universal constant, I started looking closer at the CLOSEST planets...

That's what got me into this mess.

It was a WOMAN, again, that got me FIRMLY into trouble.

Her name was VICTORIA CRATER.

She LIVES on MARS.....

And SHE is more spectacular than even THIS....

GET used to the FACT:

People live on the Moon.