It could be the biggest marketing coup of all time...
They have just, in JERUSALEM, in a tomb, found 2,000 year old Human Bones in a ossuary.
MUST be JESUS CHRIST.
Just HAS to be.
Human Bones. 2,000 years old. Must be JESUS.
They say the CARVING you see before you depicts JONAH, which stands for RESURRECTION.
If JESUS was Resurrected....
WHY WOULD HIS BONES BE IN THAT TOMB?
I am assuming that he managed to walk away, float up into heaven.....
And aren't Jonah's remains somewhere near Mount Ararat in TURKEY?
I will just assume that the remains they found in that tomb belong to some well-to-do, religious FISHERMAN....
But, as we all know, this will be debated for at least the next 50 years.
BOOKS will written.
There will be a DA VINCI CODE update...
MONEY to be made on the backs of the religiously FOOLISH......