- uploaded: Oct 8, 2009
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MESSAGE TO EUROPE:
YOU are HANS.
WE are McCLANE.
You are Dr. FRANKENSTEIN.
WE are the MONSTER.
THe monster bred by the sleep of REASON.
You should have left us to our WESTERNS and our FANTASIES, instead of plotting to involve us in your COUSIN WARS.
Now look what you made us.
You involved us in the wars that you lost-and when the smoke cleared we saw all that could be ours. We haven't stopped trying to claim it yet.
When the GERMANS saw all that the FRENCH and the BRITISH had claimed for themselves in INDIA and throughout the world, well, they just had to have a piece.
But they had no real way to get it.
Until OTTO BISMARCK united the feuding
REPUBLICS into one COUNTRY.
A MARSHY country of CANALS and LAKES and RIVERS and SAND and MUD but scanty SEAPORTS.
They needed to EXPAND into the world.
ENGLAND and FRANCE checked their every move.
Why do you think BRITISH SPIES are the most famous? They've been at it a long time, causing religious wars in INDIA to keep the population divided- (CONGRATULATIONS for PAKISTAN, AFGHANISTAN AND, whether you admit it or not ISRAEL)-along with their French brethren.
Notice how WE inherited the trouble?
The tattered but still wearable cousin hand downs.
But we are needy and the clothing suits us.
But these FRENCH/BRITISH/GERMAN relatives just could not get along.
Growing populations are ever on the march.
And the COUSINS browbeat and intimidated and humiliated and tempted
and coveted and killed and bore false witness and...
It was Mike Love leaning on Brian Wilson on the WORLD STAGE.
They sued each other and asked US to mediate.
And ABSOLUTE POWER TENDS TO CORRUPT
ABSOLUTELY-you guys knew that. You were smarter than we were, you proved that through your shrewd negotiations
at VERSAILLES and elsewhere.
GERMANY came out of WWII with a higher standard of living than the BRITISH!
No FRENCHMAN or BRIT has any right to criticize THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
in ANY WAY. EVER.
BECAUSE BOTH WORLD WARS WERE YOUR COMBINED FAULT-BOTH.
FRANCE foisted VIET NAM onto us-we were the communist containers, not them.
Should have left us out of it.
So now you have a NEW ENEMY-your other
We're those country cousins that come to visit and leave the MOBILE HOME
parked out front leaking raw sewage into the gutter.
Hey EUROPE. I Love You. You have MOST BEAUTEOUS WOMEN; FRANCE gave us the STATUE of LIBERTY, HUNGARY the GABOR SISTERS and the KORDA BROTHERS, GERMANY great food and ENGLAND: THE BEATLES, BOWIE, ZEPPLIN, KATE BUSH-
OH, and the UNITED STATES.