- uploaded: Jul 25, 2013
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So I'm writing an article late at night, and this crazy spider starts attacking the cursor. No kidding. He kept tracking what I was typing, leading me to realize he was watching the screen and treating it as reality. (Just like TV zombies in the la la land of humans, I guess...)Honestly, I never knew spiders could read computer screens. But this one can. He's now my pet pixel-munching spider that I call "Spider Dude." His favorite channel is CNN where he enjoys repeatedly biting Piers Morgan's elongated face.His super power is that he can navigate Microsoft Windows without crashing.