Shocking News Cast

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  • Rudeboi#

    Rudeboi December 23, 2011 2:22:21 AM CET

    LOL the onion is the shit.

  • Variant1#

    Variant1 December 22, 2011 3:32:41 PM CET

    Love it.My fave from Onion News...Sony releases stupid piece of shit!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

  • Moodycat#

    Moodycat December 20, 2011 4:08:03 PM CET

    Here, with dramatising music and sound effects, is the news. Our expert will give you some worthy comments about the unedifying activity depicted in our sleep inducing images, and later we'll ask some passers-by irrelevant, time-wasting questions about their feelings surrounding the footage. Please note, we carefully construct our news items with commentary, so you know what the truth really is and can relax without your manipulated world view being challenged. If you felt more alert than merely comfortably half awake and numb, contact us with suggestions as to how material can be further dumbed down and made more bland. Remember, when you're relaxing outside of work, we want you to be able to just chill out, without having to think or be unnecessarily stimulated. Simply eat and enjoy the nonsense news on trance media television.

  • Sttoad#

    Sttoad December 20, 2011 6:05:40 AM CET

    Better than FOX!

  • Hipjipc#

    Hipjipc December 20, 2011 3:51:27 AM CET

    I love the Onion!

  • Spikey#

    Spikey December 20, 2011 1:13:01 AM CET

    Now THAT was fucking fantastic...best 'news' i've seen in a long time.p.s. I hope no fucking bullshit bears were harmed in the making of this bullshit news. I'm just some fucking guy.

  • Melusine1cadsr#

    Melusine1cadsr December 19, 2011 3:38:47 PM CET

    no question about it! Loved it

  • Iceman2#

    Iceman2 December 19, 2011 8:09:42 AM CET

    Now thats what I call some serious bullshit! Fucking A man!!!

  • Sphinxorb#

    Sphinxorb December 19, 2011 5:08:20 AM CET

    I love the way they seem to withhold the news rather than report it. The only real reporting I have seen in years revolves around "Severe Weather" like I couldn't look out the window and see the wind blowing, the lines at the fricking airport like that has some sort of deep meaning to anybody, how well retailers are doing at Christmas. If that is pathetic enough if they tell me one more g*d da*mn time that Star Bucks came out with a new product I think I will puke. Since when is the news giving free advertising to Companies that well afford a 30 second spot at the super bowl. What happened to the media being a watch dog on a gov & congress that is so far removed from reality they send troops to wars with out fact checking and take away their benefits after they return as amputees.

  • Whambli#

    Whambli December 19, 2011 3:28:15 AM CET

    Absolutely Brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!