10 Laws That Prove The World Is Nuts

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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 12:53 am » by Dj637


Just a quick look at some crazy laws from around the world.......Enjoy!!

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed? :think: )

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick? :? )

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’ :mrcool: )

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? :flop: )

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice! :shooting: )

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course! :love: )

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought. :top: )

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law? :scary: )

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense. :vomit: )

In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam! :D )


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'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.'

Churchill: 'And if I were married to you, I would drink it.'

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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 12:57 am » by 99socks


Lol, I needed a laugh!
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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 1:02 am » by Megame23


"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."



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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 1:04 am » by Dj637


99socks wrote:Lol, I needed a laugh!



Your very welcome :flop:
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:

'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.'

Churchill: 'And if I were married to you, I would drink it.'

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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 1:09 am » by Dj637


megame23 wrote:"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."



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Easy!!

Just dont marry anyone from Hong Kong!! :owned:
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:

'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.'

Churchill: 'And if I were married to you, I would drink it.'

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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 1:10 am » by 99socks


dj637 wrote:
megame23 wrote:"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."



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Easy!!

Just dont marry anyone from Hong Kong!! :owned:




Hahahah... Buy one of those robot-wives from Japan. :flop:
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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 1:12 am » by Dj637


99socks wrote:
dj637 wrote:
megame23 wrote:"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."



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Easy!!

Just dont marry anyone from Hong Kong!! :owned:




Hahahah... Buy one of those robot-wives from Japan. :flop:



or just shag Godzilla!! go ahead.....strangle that then biatch!!!
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'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.'

Churchill: 'And if I were married to you, I would drink it.'

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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 2:16 am » by Flecktarn


just added my name to the list for the Guam job ,,,the guy at the job centre said there was a long wating list though,,,,,,,,,,,dam :shock: :( :(
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PostTue Apr 12, 2011 11:14 am » by Dj637


flecktarn wrote:just added my name to the list for the Guam job ,,,the guy at the job centre said there was a long wating list though,,,,,,,,,,,dam :shock: :( :(


I'm afraid it was on a first cum first served basis!!!

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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:

'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.'

Churchill: 'And if I were married to you, I would drink it.'



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