15 Crazy Things About Vaginas

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 3:37 am » by Cia212


Eldorado wrote:18. The flabby skin on the outside of the vagina is called a woman

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: My wife punched me over that.

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 3:39 am » by Sentientseed


1. First, it protects the delicate vagina


Delicate to what in the light of this comment...


fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it’s exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.


So if the vagina is elastic enough to take a man hung like a horse...what the hell is the delicateness that pubes protect it from? Is it germs? If so then why this comment....

it’s a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land.


if it traps smells...wouldn't it also provide germs a nice party place to do their own being fruitful and mulitplying? Pheremones? Really?......Cue Lynard Skynard.....Ewe that smell...can't you smell that smell. It's not pheremones...it sweat, pee, and possibly time for a doctors visit. Hair catches that too ya know. Shave your junk instead of using your partner's teeth as a tweezer and/or their mouth as fumigation chamber. :)


Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you.


And just what is safe sex to the author who goes on to state this very true statement....

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum — and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.


Yet also states the following as a benefit...

relieving menstrual cramps


So unless the author means self masterbation....which I guess....the
just orgasm alone
could infer....she should have just said Sex can be beneficial in these ways and left the whole safe part off. Safe sex is a misnomer used as a warm fuzzy. But but but....the pubes to the rescue I suppose....except in the case of the crabs. Again...shave your junk! :D While sex may relieve menstrual cramps...Red Wingin' it, although not a hocky game, is probably less safe than one. :D

The vagina is the creator of life
Full of female militant lib or just a bit arrogant?

Try rubbing two vaginas together and see how much life you create. It is easier to get fire from rubbing two sticks together and how many have had much luck with that...although I do believe the former probably more fun to try or at least watch. :D
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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 3:44 am » by 99socks


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 4:02 am » by Newearthman


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 4:11 am » by Sentientseed


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Hahahaha...


:cheers: back to you!

BTW, thanks for the 1 sock...it has been very beneficial in my safe sex practices...I haven't strangled myself yet. :D :cheers: again!


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 6:46 am » by Iwanci


Maybe it should come with one of these?


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 7:53 am » by Boatman


A woman's Vagina, It looks so delicate like a Rose before sex, the petals intertwining. It looks like a Bulldog chewing semolina after sex.
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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 8:11 am » by Canubis


I got 1!!

Here is an ADVERT! that says the word VAGINA on national TV?

lol i think this lowers the bar... u dont see those Viagra ads anymore..


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 9:57 pm » by Malogg


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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 10:45 pm » by The57ironman


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