2010 DTV Awards

Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:03 pm » by **Allreadydead**

Well, as the Awards season approaches, thoughts turn to our own DTV Awards (what!, you didn't know about them!) and the categories are now published to end your frenzied wait and excitement :lol:

Category 1. The Al Gore Plaque For the Biggest Pile of Shit Posted on DTV. :pray:

This is clearly one of the most prestigious awards on DTV and many, many members strive to be nominated for this one - and this year will be no exception, because, boy! has some shit been posted, get those names to admin now..........try to limit your Nominations to about 50, as Lukas's pet crocodile, Reggie, is doing the selections this year and he finds reading a chore.................

Category 2. The Lukas Memorial Shield for the Best Moderator. :nails:

Yes, an award for those selfless boys and girls who moderate the site for all our benefits, nonimate your favourite mod who has constantly deleted your posts, locked your threads and banned you on several occassions - and occassionally tried to invade Poland - get those votes in!

Category 3. The Osman Bin Laden "Who The Fuck Is That" Trophy.

Yes, for those Muliple Account Holders that we simply adore! We can now nominate them for all their efforts, afterall, running several accounts can be really hard work - and all done for the good of the site.....................

Category 4. The "V" Certificate Of Merit for Best Video Post. :ohno:

Get those names in now, but remember. the Vid must be about newsreaders who change into reptiles whilst reading a story on TV for everyone to see, or basically any repitilian shapeshifting appearing on film that cannot be debunked........and it can, of course, be about really, really, strange fish, bird shaped UFO's, really blurred film of aliens or yeti, and any music you like................

Amazing Extra prize: A senior member of DTV has agreed to take the winner reptile hunting with him as a bonus - apparantly you have to bring your own flask, sleeping bag, torch and butterfly net and pay your own fare to Eastern Europe - Oh, and bring your own trailer home if you can.

Category 5. The Homer Simpson Critical Thinkers Plastic Penis Award. :shock:

Please nominate your critical thinkers for award this year..........we had no nominations last year....................or the year before...........................But, hell!, there's still hope..............

So folks, that's all five categories - get your Nominations in now! :flop:

Thanks, and your vote will really make a difference............ :alien51:

bye.............................. :sunny:

Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:24 pm » by **Mediasorcerer**

where do i vote?

Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:44 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Hats of to you, that was a funny and satirical post.

Bravo

Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:38 pm » by **Cornbread714**

allreadydead wrote:Well, as the Awards season approaches, thoughts turn to our own DTV Awards (what!, you didn't know about them!) and the categories are now published to end your frenzied wait and excitement

Category 1. The Al Gore Plaque For the Biggest Pile of Shit Posted on DTV.

This is clearly one of the most prestigious awards on DTV and many, many members strive to be nominated for this one - and this year will be no exception, because, boy! has some shit been posted, get those names to admin now..........try to limit your Nominations to about 50, as Lukas's pet crocodile, Reggie, is doing the selections this year and he finds reading a chore.................

Category 2. The Lukas Memorial Shield for the Best Moderator.

Yes, an award for those selfless boys and girls who moderate the site for all our benefits, nonimate your favourite mod who has constantly deleted your posts, locked your threads and banned you on several occassions - and occassionally tried to invade Poland - get those votes in!

Category 3. The Osman Bin Laden "Who The Fuck Is That" Trophy.

Yes, for those Muliple Account Holders that we simply adore! We can now nominate them for all their efforts, afterall, running several accounts can be really hard work - and all done for the good of the site.....................

Category 4. The "V" Certificate Of Merit for Best Video Post.

Get those names in now, but remember. the Vid must be about newsreaders who change into reptiles whilst reading a story on TV for everyone to see, or basically any repitilian shapeshifting appearing on film that cannot be debunked........and it can, of course, be about really, really, strange fish, bird shaped UFO's, really blurred film of aliens or yeti, and any music you like................

Amazing Extra prize: A senior member of DTV has agreed to take the winner reptile hunting with him as a bonus - apparantly you have to bring your own flask, sleeping bag, torch and butterfly net and pay your own fare to Eastern Europe - Oh, and bring your own trailer home if you can.

Category 5. The Homer Simpson Critical Thinkers Plastic Penis Award.

Please nominate your critical thinkers for award this year..........we had no nominations last year....................or the year before...........................But, hell!, there's still hope..............

So folks, that's all five categories - get your Nominations in now!

Thanks, and your vote will really make a difference............

bye..............................

Brilliant, I hope to compete in at least 2 categories... :cheers:

Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:56 pm » by **Funnyman46**

I can't belive Troll hadn't come up with this first. GREAT Idea.
I can't wait to see the Nominees

Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:57 pm » by **dlslith**

allreadydead , absolutely fantastic!!!! What a hoot! :flop:

Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:20 pm » by **dlslith**

Bump! Folks????? c'mon

Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:42 pm » by **Bigdad**

allreadydead wrote:Well, as the Awards season approaches, thoughts turn to our own DTV Awards (what!, you didn't know about them!) and the categories are now published to end your frenzied wait and excitement

Category 1. The Al Gore Plaque For the Biggest Pile of Shit Posted on DTV.

This is clearly one of the most prestigious awards on DTV and many, many members strive to be nominated for this one - and this year will be no exception, because, boy! has some shit been posted, get those names to admin now..........try to limit your Nominations to about 50, as Lukas's pet crocodile, Reggie, is doing the selections this year and he finds reading a chore.................

Category 2. The Lukas Memorial Shield for the Best Moderator.

Yes, an award for those selfless boys and girls who moderate the site for all our benefits, nonimate your favourite mod who has constantly deleted your posts, locked your threads and banned you on several occassions - and occassionally tried to invade Poland - get those votes in!

Category 3. The Osman Bin Laden "Who The Fuck Is That" Trophy.

Yes, for those Muliple Account Holders that we simply adore! We can now nominate them for all their efforts, afterall, running several accounts can be really hard work - and all done for the good of the site.....................

Category 4. The "V" Certificate Of Merit for Best Video Post.

Get those names in now, but remember. the Vid must be about newsreaders who change into reptiles whilst reading a story on TV for everyone to see, or basically any repitilian shapeshifting appearing on film that cannot be debunked........and it can, of course, be about really, really, strange fish, bird shaped UFO's, really blurred film of aliens or yeti, and any music you like................

Amazing Extra prize: A senior member of DTV has agreed to take the winner reptile hunting with him as a bonus - apparantly you have to bring your own flask, sleeping bag, torch and butterfly net and pay your own fare to Eastern Europe - Oh, and bring your own trailer home if you can.

Category 5. The Homer Simpson Critical Thinkers Plastic Penis Award.

Please nominate your critical thinkers for award this year..........we had no nominations last year....................or the year before...........................But, hell!, there's still hope..............

So folks, that's all five categories - get your Nominations in now!

Thanks, and your vote will really make a difference............

bye..............................

Well,here is my input...
Cat.1- Raphael or Telos61.Nuff said!!
Cat.2-Take your pick,they all do a job that is demanding to say the least.
Cat.3-Drabbit!! But is it good for DTV? It is if you love drama!!!LOL!
Cat.4-Pindz! Because he really believes he is the head Reptilian Hunter of DTV!!! And the stuff he post is MOST SUSPECT!!
Cat.5-As Already said,there is still hope!!!

Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:47 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Category 1. The Al Gore Plaque For the Biggest Pile of Shit Posted on DTV.

I vote Raphael.

For just about EVERYTHING he has ever posted. His swastika unified law of everything makes the very blood contained within your retinas boil and ooz out over your face, creating a natural protection coating to protect you from onset of convulsions and severe brain implosion. :vomit:

Category 2. The Lukas Memorial Shield for the Best Moderator.

I vote me!

Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lolz, actually NO, I vote them all as they all do a good job, at not only keeping the site in check but also me! :peep:

It is also unfair to single out an idividual in this case, and to be honest I think they all do a good job in their own ways, a lot of the time in the face of ugly accusations and charactor assassination (see the spock is a racist thread), which sunk this site to an all time new low imo.

Good work to all and happy new year. :cheers:

Category 3. The Osman Bin Laden "Who The Fuck Is That" Trophy.

This can only go to one person (well ok maybe two, Rabbit) However the person who has to win this is PINDZ, as he was banned earlier in the year, and upon a certain mod monitoring his account, saw him trying to come back on multiple accounts, (accounts used in different ways, and with different writing styles) 29 times pindz tried to return on his sock accounts. He was banned on all of them, but his main account was given a temp ban, and he returned several weeks later when the ban was uplifted.

For now he isnt as crazy as usual, but when enough time has passed, the great reptile hunter will unleash his next batch of glitch ridden "proofs"

Category 4. The "V" Certificate Of Merit for Best Video Post.

Hard one, hmmm, PINDZ ULTIMATE REPTILIAN PROOF. That one was great, we saw Larry King's morphing reptile hand, however there are so many, cant we just vote them all in ? :mrgreen:

Category 5. The Homer Simpson Critical Thinkers Plastic Penis Award.

Raphael for showing us a glimpse into his precious research methods. :look:

Yep thats real. :clapper:

He also posted his reading material, I will save you that.

My votes are in!

Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:57 pm » by **Bigdad**

C'mon DTVR'S,how about some input!!!!!!BUMP!!!!