a just found GOD !!

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 7:24 pm » by Saturnv


ok somthing was missing from my life and today a found god met him in the toilet of my local pub what was he doing in the toilet.....same as me trying to steal the toilet roll if you think thats funny why are they locking the tiolets in bars !!..
sorry toilets are for customers use only give me a pint and could a get the key to your toilets lol !!

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 7:26 pm » by Slamgunshark


saturnv wrote:ok somthing was missing from my life and today a found god met him in the toilet of my local pub what was he doing in the toilet.....same as me trying to steal the toilet roll if you think thats funny why are they locking the tiolets in bars !!..
sorry toilets are for customers use only give me a pint and could a get the key to your toilets lol !!



I would have flushed the toilet.




just to make sure.
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 7:27 pm » by domdabears


lol
you are the most mentally unstable person here.
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 7:29 pm » by Boondox681


you are the most mentally unstable person here.


and quite possibly the happiest.
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 7:32 pm » by Saturnv


the ten commandments which one has god not broken he had sex with a married woman who either her husband well call him joe was gay or retarded or impotent or all 3 musta been god usually appears as a burning bush or as wimmen call it....thrush !!!

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 9:38 pm » by Flecktarn


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talking to god in the toilet on the big white telephone,,,
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 9:49 pm » by The57ironman


i've looked in the toilet and said OMG....!!
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PostTue Jul 12, 2011 12:38 am » by SonOfGodEternalFlame


I know God sits on a thrown and probably white,are you sure you didn't have a
near death experience while pushing one out!

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PostTue Jul 12, 2011 12:51 am » by Mrralleycat


saturnv wrote:the ten commandments which one has god not broken he had sex with a married woman who either her husband well call him joe was gay or retarded or impotent or all 3 musta been god usually appears as a burning bush or as wimmen call it....thrush !!!


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Call it RUSH :cry:

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PostTue Jul 12, 2011 1:38 am » by Spock


I think Saturn's in another blackout.
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