Anagrams

[Neversaydie Profile]

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!



PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE




AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

[nm156 Profile]

cool.

[Cornbread714 Profile]

Motley Crue: Me Cruel Toy
Bob Marley: Marble Boy
William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase
Jay Leno: Enjoy L.A.
Gene Simmons: Immense Song
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Microsoft Windows = Sown in discomfort
John Mayer = Enjoy harm
Belgium = Big mule
The eyes = They see
Barbie doll = Liberal bod
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
Guinness draught = naughtiness drug
Breasts = Bra sets
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice
Apple Products = Support Placed
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
vegetarian = ate in grave
graduation = out in a drag
Dick Cheney = Needy Chick
Debit card = Bad credit
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans
Achievements = Nice, save them
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Christine = Nice Shirt
Spice Girls = Pig Slices
The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Confessional = On scale of sin
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
President W = Newest Drip
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Laxative = exit lava
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
George W Bush = he grew bogus
Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant
Astronomer = moon starer
Apple, Inc = Epic Plan
San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars
Pre Calculus = Call up curse
Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt
madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts
Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks
Frito Lay = Oily Fart
Baseball = Babes All
Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Geologist = Go Get Oils
Christmas = Trims cash
Why do you care? = Hey you coward!
President Bush = Burnished Pest
Action man = cannot aim
The Simpson's = men's hot piss
Year two thousand = a year to shut down
Debit card = Bad Credit
shower time = where moist
Santa Monica = satanic moan
goodbye = Obey god
ipod lover = poor devil
Narcissism = Man's crisis
Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star
Funeral = Real Fun
comfort is = microsoft
Hot water = Worth tea
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side
Sheryl crow = her slow cry
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Ladybug = bald guy
Astronomers = No more stars
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
I hate school = oh so ethical
No admittance = contaminated
Microwave = Warm Voice
Austin Powers = power us satin
T.S. Eliot = toilets
A telescope = To see place
Elvis = lives
Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen
Mel Gibson = Big Melons
The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Christmas = Trims cash
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Schoolmaster = The classroom
A shoplifter = has to pilfer
listen = silent
Chemistry = shit, me cry
Gene Simmons = Immense Song
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
Garbage Man = Bag Manager

[Albusal Profile]

my name in anagram

ahem! banal jesus

[Lilith Profile]

anagram maker:
http://www.angelfire.com/biz/WLAW/anagram.html

[Cornbread714 Profile]

Cornbread
Barren cod
Barren doc
Border can
Carbon red
Corner bad
Corner dab
Rancor bed
Record ban
Record nab
Acorn bred

[Cornbread714 Profile]

Beard corn
Boner card
Core brand
Brace Dr. No
Cadre born
Carob nerd
Cobra rend
Decor barn
Drone crab
Born era cd
Born ace dr

[Thesaint Profile]

Can anyone name five marine or seafish with the letter K in their name.

I have Shark, Hake, Haddock, Arkansas, and Koi carp

[Cornbread714 Profile]

Here's one made from my actual full name:

"Clairvoyant lewd man, why?"

I love these anagram generators

[Thesaint Profile]

Well no one is biting and I can't wait forever cos my favourite film is starting.
"THEY FLEW TOGETHER" starring Walter PIDGEON and Anna nEAGLE.

People will say, Arkansas ain't a fish" and you say yes it is, it's a PLAICE (place)
(I know the old ones are the best)