Anthropologist Held Hostage By Elves For 7 Years

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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 8:40 pm » by One-23


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REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Seven years after she vanished without a trace, a female anthropologist emerged from a mysterious cave where authorities believe she may have been held hostage by real-life elves!

Danish researcher Kalena Søndergaard was stark naked, covered by dust and Babbling incoherently when rescuers found her outside a tiny opening in the famous Elf Rock, traditionally believed to house the underground dwelling place of mankind’s tiny cousins.

“She was crouching like an animal and spoke only in a language unrelated to any we know,” said Arnor Guðjohnsen of the National Rescue Service, which airlifted the 31-year-old survivor to a hospital by helicopter.

“The only word we could understand was ‘alfur,’ an old Icelandic word for elves. On her back were strange tattoos similar to those markings Viking explorers found on rock formations when they settled Iceland in 874, traditionally known as ‘elf writing


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Kalena, who was seeking proof of the existence of elves, was reported missing in January of 2006. At the time, police suspected she was the victim of foul play, but an intensive search failed to turn up any remains. On Feb. 4, 2013, hikers spotted the scientist crawling on all fours on a ledge high on the rocky hill, moving “more like an ape than a human being,” one of the hikers told a newspaper.
Though found without a stitch of clothing, the bedraggled woman did not appear to have been sexually abused. But authorities have not ruled out the possibility that she had voluntary relations with her captors.

Source http://www.ghosttheory.com/2013/11/15/i ... se-hostage
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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 8:47 pm » by Mumin


why don't you read to the end?

The above is actually a completely fake story built up around a few pictures of a woman who got stuck on a cliff face while trying to access a nude beach. You can find the true story in The Daily Mail.


mods, please move this to the hoax section!?

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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 8:52 pm » by Kinninigan


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i thought ELF stood for Extra-terrestrial Life Form


so the Elven brotherhood does exist, or she was abducted by little green men for 7 years..










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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 9:18 pm » by One-23


My bad !!! Never read the end of the article...

But it does beg the question, How much fabricated :bullshit: is floating around here at DTV. Guess that's the nature of a conspiracy site :peep:
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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 9:22 pm » by DarkHeart


Heres the link to the daily fail, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369065/Naked-woman-rescured-cliffs-Blacks-Beach.html

Nudists in Iceland ! They must be hardy folks indeed :lol:

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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 9:42 pm » by 99socks


Wait...

Y'all had to read to the bottom to know this was a farce?

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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 9:54 pm » by Thruster


99socks wrote:Wait...

Y'all had to read to the bottom to know this was a farce?

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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 10:01 pm » by DarkHeart


99socks wrote:Wait...

Y'all had to read to the bottom to know this was a farce?

:scary:


Yeah, theres no way real Elves would have let a babe like that get away :lol:

I bet that rescue worker that went down the cliff was high 5ing his buddies and feeling really smug about it until he he got home & his wife put on the evening news Image
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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 10:14 pm » by Temps13


I suspect real Elf legends may be related to extra terrestrials aye :think:
While we're on the subject-in the new Hobbit trailer why does Legolas actor Orlando Bloom seemingly play two characters-does his character pose as a Dwarf? He has brown hair/beard in one scene :?
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PostTue Nov 19, 2013 11:02 pm » by The57ironman


Thruster wrote:
99socks wrote:Wait...

Y'all had to read to the bottom to know this was a farce?

:scary:



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