Are there any jokes in the bible?

Thu May 20, 2010 2:33 am » by **Shakeupwakeup**

I don't really know, but, the funniest part of "The Passion of Christ" is when the thief on the right of Jesus kept talking a bunch of shit and then a crow lands on his cross and plucks his eye out. I was the only one laughing in the theater. :lol:

Thu May 20, 2010 2:40 am » by **Constabul**

constabul wrote:Craig Christ, has your answers

this is getting so serious,

Watch

:lol:

Thu May 20, 2010 3:12 am » by **Shakeupwakeup**

crawford2010 wrote:The Bible is a Joke.
Henry VIII made most of it up.

I am reading "Who Wrote the Bible" now and you are very incorrect! Are you watching the Tudors? Great show but he is not the author. I am trying to figure out who wrote the first five books. And they are 1000s of years older the Henry VIII.

Thu May 20, 2010 3:51 am » by **Crawford2010**

shakeupwakeup wrote:
crawford2010 wrote:The Bible is a Joke.
Henry VIII made most of it up.

I am reading "Who Wrote the Bible" now and you are very incorrect! Are you watching the Tudors? Great show but he is not the author. I am trying to figure out who wrote the first five books. And they are 1000s of years older the Henry VIII.

Great Bible was the first authorized edition of the Bible in English, authorized by King Henry VIII of England to be read aloud in the church services of the Church of England.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bible

Henry Viii Made most of history up to big up englands place in the world

Thu May 20, 2010 4:00 am » by **Constabul**

shakeupwakeup wrote:
crawford2010 wrote:The Bible is a Joke.
Henry VIII made most of it up.

I am reading "Who Wrote the Bible" now and you are very incorrect! Are you watching the Tudors? Great show but he is not the author. I am trying to figure out who wrote the first five books. And they are 1000s of years older the Henry VIII.

who-wrote-the-bible-bbc-doc-103mins-t22064.html

Thu May 20, 2010 4:10 am » by **Knurrebusk**

The only part of the Bible I trust is Jesus, he was out of this world.
He can take any joke with an unintentional hit on the joker.

Bless both him and Buddha.

Thu May 20, 2010 6:19 am » by **Mercury**

Mon May 24, 2010 10:07 pm » by **Allreadydead**

mercury wrote:

Blasphemy?!!!! :twisted:

and I suppose it's back to 'the good old days'.............

Mon May 24, 2010 10:22 pm » by **Flecktarn**

the book is one big joke :bang;

Mon May 24, 2010 10:23 pm » by **Noetic**

"Post subject: Are there any jokes in the bible?"

Answer: just one,from cover to cover.