atheists always seem to talk ze religion talk..

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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 12:36 am » by Teloc


today i had a lil discussion about religion with a dumb and a gay relative..

ze dumb one was just dumb and uttered nothing of interest..

but ze gay... he was clever.. and he had a couple of cards in his pocket...

first he played ze conspiracy card.. "religion was invented to control states!"

uh hu... cool.. so 50-80 people in a military occupied area hecked out ze devilish plan to invent religion to take over ze world??? and succeed..???

then came ze constantine card.. "had he not raised christianity by proclaiming it the official religion... x-tianity would not be what it is 2day...!!"

hell.. but it IS!! ze roman empire lies down in ze dust of time... and "x-tianity" gets bigger every day...

zen he played my fav card... ze science card... "we know more today.. we dont need such a thing as religion, EVERYTHING is s scientifically explainable..."

oh rly?

i asked him to explain ze 2nd law of thermodynamics to me... and why we exist...

"well get behind zis soon"... was his reply...

:mrgreen:

why do so called "atheists" always talk about religion?

b-cauz it is f written on their f hearts... god wrote his name on every heart.. swallow zis.. a-z-istz..
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 12:46 am » by Noentry


My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.
"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 12:54 am » by Teloc


Noentry wrote:My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.



good post.. for a girl..
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:03 am » by Noentry


Teloc wrote:
Noentry wrote:My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.



good post.. for a girl..


:lol:

You mean a girl like this
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or do you mean a girl like this

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The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:07 am » by Fatdogmendoza


Noentry wrote:My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.


WTF

Come on man


Huh?


Im sure that Obi wan didnt exist but "Jedi" is currently the tenth most commonly listed religion on Facebook.

Sometimes there is smoke without fire,,,



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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:09 am » by Teloc


Noentry wrote:
Teloc wrote:
Noentry wrote:My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.



good post.. for a girl..


:lol:

You mean a girl like this
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or do you mean a girl like this

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my pic of u in my mind (and i tend to oversex mental pics of gurlz i like) is more of ze 1st kind... a moar blond and less perfectly shaped version... but nonetheless buggerable... lol.. i like u baby.. ur a good soul.. a struggling one.. but a good one...

but zis freak pic... its like a jim henson puppet of doom...

it challenges my faith...

thx for zat..
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 am » by Noentry


Fatdogmendoza wrote:
Noentry wrote:My answer to skeptics of Christ, ( when playing devils advocate) is you can not have smoke without fire.
How can Jesus have not existed if his teachings took over the world and made Christianity the greatest religion in existence. It took just 360+ years to take over as the official religion of the Romans.
If he did not exist how could this be.

Same goes for Mohamed to.


WTF

Come on man


Huh?


Well I did say I was playing "devils advocate".
I do like to debate an issue. I like to push out boundaries and make people question themselves and their beliefs.

Greatest as in the biggest in the history of man.
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"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:14 am » by Noentry


Teloc wrote:my pic of u in my mind (and i tend to oversex mental pics of gurlz i like) is more of ze 1st kind... a moar blond and less perfectly shaped version... but nonetheless buggerable... lol.. i like u baby.. ur a good soul.. a struggling one.. but a good one...

but zis freak pic... its like a jim henson puppet of doom...

it challenges my faith...

thx for zat..


lol your welcome and thank you for the complement.
By your description of me, I wouldn't mind buggering me too.
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"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:21 am » by Teloc


Noentry wrote:
Teloc wrote:my pic of u in my mind (and i tend to oversex mental pics of gurlz i like) is more of ze 1st kind... a moar blond and less perfectly shaped version... but nonetheless buggerable... lol.. i like u baby.. ur a good soul.. a struggling one.. but a good one...

but zis freak pic... its like a jim henson puppet of doom...

it challenges my faith...

thx for zat..


lol your welcome and thank you for the complement.
By your description of me, I wouldn't mind buggering me too.
:flop:


yeah.. we have to talk on skype, gurl..

whuz ur name?
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PostFri Nov 02, 2012 1:25 am » by Noentry


Teloc wrote:
Noentry wrote:
Teloc wrote:my pic of u in my mind (and i tend to oversex mental pics of gurlz i like) is more of ze 1st kind... a moar blond and less perfectly shaped version... but nonetheless buggerable... lol.. i like u baby.. ur a good soul.. a struggling one.. but a good one...

but zis freak pic... its like a jim henson puppet of doom...

it challenges my faith...

thx for zat..


lol your welcome and thank you for the complement.
By your description of me, I wouldn't mind buggering me too.
:flop:


yeah.. we have to talk on skype, gurl..

whuz ur name?


I had one a long time ago and have forgoten it, also I need to dig out my cam.
Fatdog asked me too and I think it may be time to speak to my fellow members face to face.
When I sort out my shit I will pm you my details Teloc and you to Fatdog.
Teloc I promise to shave for you too.
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"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
A. A. Milne


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