Bacon Officially Cures Nosebleeds

Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:36 pm » by **domdabears**

According to BWE,

A new medical study conducted by Detroit Medical Center recommends a method called “nasal packing with strips of cured pork” as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds…

“Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae …”

Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.

Maple bacon for every nose!

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012 ... osebleeds/

Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:42 pm » by **Mrmcnuggets**

domdabears wrote:Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.

Better enjoi it while you can guys, with all that flesh eating chemical in the cocaine now. :twisted:

Soon enough even the bacon won't be able to help you. :lol:

Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:51 pm » by **Tinman4higher**

It does the same for your arteries.

Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:53 pm » by **domdabears**

tinman4higher wrote:It does the same for your arteries.

don't hate on my bacon!

Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:56 pm » by **Thruster**

Not recomended for long term use!

Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:04 pm » by **Doogle**

thruster wrote:Not recomended for long term use!

That's some bad shit she's sniffed man. Looks like she over did it, kept packin it in there before it had a chance to absorb. She needs to chill and enjoy each hit before getting too carried away. Tut, I don't know, bloody novices.

Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:19 pm » by **Phooey**

Make sure to cook that bacon properly :nails:

Pork Tapeworms a Small, But Growing Trend -

The pork tapeworm has plagued people for thousands of years. The parasite, known as cysticercosis, lives in pork tissue, and is likely the reason why Jewish and Muslim dietary laws ban pork.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManage ... 464&page=1

Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:25 pm » by **domdabears**

phooey wrote:Make sure to cook that bacon properly

Pork Tapeworms a Small, But Growing Trend -

The pork tapeworm has plagued people for thousands of years. The parasite, known as cysticercosis, lives in pork tissue, and is likely the reason why Jewish and Muslim dietary laws ban pork.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManage ... 464&page=1

Well, not hard to realize the mideast cuisine is pretty much at the bottom of the list.
They just don't know what to do with food.

Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:47 pm » by **Mrmcnuggets**

domdabears wrote:
phooey wrote:Make sure to cook that bacon properly

Pork Tapeworms a Small, But Growing Trend -

The pork tapeworm has plagued people for thousands of years. The parasite, known as cysticercosis, lives in pork tissue, and is likely the reason why Jewish and Muslim dietary laws ban pork.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManage ... 464&page=1

Well, not hard to realize the mideast cuisine is pretty much at the bottom of the list.
They just don't know what to do with food.

sure they do dom! deep fry that shit... :alien51:

Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:52 pm » by **Debunkerace**

I thought French Fries did that! :lol: