Boris 'Zip Wire' Johnson

User avatar
Posts: 6881
Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:24 pm
Location: Evildweeb 3.0

PostWed Aug 01, 2012 5:37 pm » by Evildweeb

London mayor Boris Johnson gets stuck on zip wire (VIDEO)

Upload to

on Aug 1, 2012 by RussiaToday

Britain's Olympic PR stunt-fest roped itself today when London's Mayor, 'loveable oaf' Boris Johnston, got stuck on a zip-line 20 feet over a field of bemused flag waving Brits. Like a mayoral white-haired walrus in pin-stripe and parachute harness, London's Boris hung legs-askew over the masses, as if held there by sheer charisma and divine right, before demanding a rope and ladder to return himself to terra firma.



The Book of Man

The Book of Man Blog (announcements)

Posts: 449
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:27 pm
Location: Berkshire UK

PostWed Aug 01, 2012 5:45 pm » by Tonyw

It's a shame he didn't hang himself the crazy bastard.
I am what i am.

War does not determine who is right, War determines who is left. [img][/img]

User avatar
Posts: 136
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:47 pm

PostWed Aug 01, 2012 6:29 pm » by Synkronizer

Boris Johnson, London's famously colourful mayor, drew the mockery of British tabloid headlines for gushing over beach volleyball in a valedictory column he wrote to celebrate his city's Olympics in Monday's Daily Telegraph.

"As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalized by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is splashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers."

You gotta love the guy :D
"The adult public's taste is not necessarily ready to accept the logical solutions to their requirements if the solution
implies too vast a departure from what they have been conditioned into accepting as the norm." - Raymond Loewy

User avatar
Posts: 1250
Joined: Tue May 08, 2012 10:13 pm
Location: Bristol England

PostWed Aug 01, 2012 6:36 pm » by monica44

"Famously colourful", another word for "bumbling nutjob :lol: ", the only reason he got in was because he being such a numpty, he will be doing just as he is told!!!!
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey, we are spiritual beings on a human journey; Stephen Covey. EDIT, spiritual beings trapped in a human experience/prison.

  • Related topics
    Last post