British Government Reveals Zombie Defense Plan

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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 10:22 pm » by domdabears


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In response to a Freedom of Information request, the Ministry of Defense gave a brief explanation of what would occur should zombies rise from the grave and take over the planet.


The British zombie plan is detailed as follows:

“In the event of an apocalyptic incident (e.g. zombies), any plans to rebuild and return England to its pre-attack glory would be led by the Cabinet Office, and thus any pre-planning activity would also taken place there.

“The Ministry of Defence’s role in any such event would be to provide military support to the civil authorities, not take the lead. Consequently, the Ministry of Defence holds no information on this matter.”

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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 10:26 pm » by ZetaRediculous


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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 10:30 pm » by Baboogdi


Hhmmm, zombies deciding what to do if zombies attack.

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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 10:30 pm » by domdabears


ZetaRediculous wrote:Rhat scenario is the only one where I would use my Japanese blades without prejudice...Image

Like the black lady in The walking dead.

I'll take my Machete.

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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 10:59 pm » by Flecktarn


the zombies in this country is the public ,,they are all out at the moment buying shit in the sales like mindless walkers
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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 11:02 pm » by ZetaRediculous


Flecktarn wrote:the zombies in this country is the public ,,they are all out at the moment buying shit in the sales like mindless walkers


So true, unlike us zombies sat in front of VDU's, bitching about them zombies out there :D
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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 11:12 pm » by Flecktarn


ZetaRediculous wrote:
Flecktarn wrote:the zombies in this country is the public ,,they are all out at the moment buying shit in the sales like mindless walkers


So true, unlike us zombies sat in front of VDU's, bitching about them zombies out there :D

:lol: i only wanted some milk today and the amount of people in the shop was off the scale some stocking up for a siege,some just in the store wandering round for the hell of it with family in tow and the ones returning unwanted gifts ,and after that i went to mac donald's and the que was to the door ,and when these people got to the counter and were asked what do you want ,they stand there like a zombie going aaaaaaaaaaaa
,,can you guess ive had one of them days :lol: :lol: :lol: :flop: :flop:
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PostFri Dec 28, 2012 11:19 pm » by ZetaRediculous


Flecktarn wrote: :lol: i only wanted some milk today and the amount of people in the shop was off the scale some stocking up for a siege,some just in the store wandering round for the hell of it with family in tow and the ones returning unwanted gifts ,and after that i went to mac donald's and the que was to the door ,and when these people got to the counter and were asked what do you want ,they stand there like a zombie going aaaaaaaaaaaa
,,can you guess ive had one of them days :lol: :lol: :lol: :flop: :flop:


I totally understand, I call them fuddlers. and the ones that really annoy me are the old dears, as one is leaving a shop and another is going in and they stop dead, blocking the doorway and start chatting totally oblivious to the folks trying to get in or out :yell: :yell:
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