Can You Answer The Unanswerable Questions ?

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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 8:20 pm » by Weareone


this one is fun :)
the57ironman wrote:1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
johnny

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
meat

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
mt everest

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
none. its a hole

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
he lives in the southern hemisphere

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
you need a camera

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
same as it is now

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
neither. yolk is yellow

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
one big one

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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 8:42 pm » by Shemagh


You know those people that stop you in the street and ask if you've got time to answer a questionaire, then ask a load of questions and only give you three choices of answer.
YES NO or DON'T KNOW.
I think this is a DON'T KNOW

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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 9:16 pm » by Mrmcnuggets


troll2rocks wrote:Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
because there is no oxygen to be mixed in with the glue allowing it to dry. Take a bottle of glue and take the cap off and leave it out. :flop:


Can fat people go skinny dipping?
No. that's called Whale falling.


Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
What do you mean? A person scared of being around a closet? lol.



Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
because it comes from the word abbreviate.
ab·bre·vi·ate/əˈbrēvēˌāt/
Verb:
Shorten (a word, phrase, or text).
Synonyms:
shorten - abridge - curtail - reduce - cut short

and sounds better than curtail and reducing a word.


Is it possible to be totally partial?
if one doesnt understand anything. sure.


What's another word for thesaurus?
synonym.


If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
that is what most books are, so you tell me.


If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
no.


When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
bags in boxes.


If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
i knew a guy when i went to country for a bench warrant. He was there for burning the mental asylum down, he had cross-eyes, and a hand full of other problems. played cards looking at the ceiling, and actually did well. We gave him a mowhawk eventually cause he was the first person who got in a fight with a guard and the guard couldn't do shit, then went to the hole and cheeked his meds and put them in a kids lunch that called him a retard. gave him a seizure. lmao.


If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
really?... like really?...

yes, :bang;



If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
only if hes irish. :mrgreen:


When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
because their hair is not woven. and I was going to say it would eventually clump up, and shed off if they were wild, but they produce oils so nvm.


Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes... just like how people eat gingerbread men. =) - probably the funniest answer I found.
Or how animals decide to eat their kids. :alien51:


Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?


What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
fight of the fittest.
What happens when an endangered plant eats an endangered animal is the real question. o.O


Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do farmers need to mow their laws?


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
Is he blind too? my friends mom is mute. Funniest thing ever when i went to his crib.
She talks, but its... like a squawk (not being rude just best way to describe it) more or less, and he understands her obviously cause its his moms. he comes back in the room and then says "do you know what its like having a mute mom yell at you" i said "no. tell me." lol. he flipped out, i was like wtf else do you expect me to say to that question. mad funny.


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
No, because it's a the same person, but an individual with multiple personalities. In Canada the law is so crazy regarding such things that it's difficult to see where the law actually protects the victim and a possible suicidal person is a victim in most cases. Here, if someone threatens to jump off a bridge (most do it just because no one is listening to how much they hurt and can't afford the help) and they are saved by police/firemen then they can be charged! Rarely does it stick and the person ends up where they really want to be for help ... in the psychiatric ward of a hospital. In most cases the person isn't crazy at all, but needs help and unfortunately, in the U.S. and Canada that's getting scarcer as the years roll by.
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Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_someone_wi ... z1cZo9kXla


Is there another word for synonym(s)?
its a book. Called a thesaurus.


Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
nope. which is why I do not see most doctors.


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
lol.


When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
?
I guess this is the top answer? lol yes. They put that in there so all the balls underneath it don't shake around and get broken during shipping. :o)


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
the strip club in a ghetto around the corner from their drug dealer.


Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
because everything tastes like chicken.


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
....


Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
they don't want drug addicts dying in them.


If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
hes probably actually dead.


Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
thats just sick lol.


Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
thats a good one. stop one and ask them some time. :alien51:


Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
they would probably worship the clown for his face painting skills.


If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
id use a tank.


What is the speed of dark?
faster than the speed of light.


How come we never hear about gruntled employees?
cause they get fired lol.


Has troll set out a trap ?



how is it a trap lol. these questions are useless i feel like this place is the chump of facebook.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "

I AM an endangered species.


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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 10:05 pm » by Ironlikealion


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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 11:54 pm » by Troll2rocks


ironlikealion wrote:42!!!


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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 11:57 pm » by Mozi!!a


COM ON T2
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PostWed Nov 02, 2011 11:58 pm » by Allreadydead


I do like your posts - my missus likes your posts! :flop:

You throw the bread and the ducks come swimming! :alien51:

There is only one question worth an answer - and we both know what that is............ :mrgreen:

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PostThu Nov 03, 2011 12:23 am » by E6722maj


here's a tough question. can the houses (A,B and C) each be connected to the electric, gas and water companies without any connection lines crossing?

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i'm not sure if it's possible, but my mum used to be forever drawing this and trying to solve it.
she never did though (it may be impossible. i don't know, but i've tried and failed to do it many times)
whatever

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PostThu Nov 03, 2011 12:31 am » by Troll2rocks


allreadydead wrote:I do like your posts - my missus likes your posts! :flop:

You throw the bread and the ducks come swimming! :alien51:

There is only one question worth an answer - and we both know what that is............ :mrgreen:

:cheers:



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PostThu Nov 03, 2011 12:43 am » by Allreadydead


troll2rocks wrote:
allreadydead wrote:I do like your posts - my missus likes your posts! :flop:

You throw the bread and the ducks come swimming! :alien51:

There is only one question worth an answer - and we both know what that is............ :mrgreen:

:cheers:



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This is why I do love your posts! :flop:

"A man lay dying, his family sat around his death bed and with tears and regret, awaited his end - his final words were 'I should never have bought that bloody goat!'

We both can smoke and sing, but who will listen? Is the darkness of death just a moment, the one time that light and dark merge?

Or is it just bollocks?"

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