Cannibals sold body parts to kebab stand

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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 4:36 pm » by -Marduk-


Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house. Suspicions were raised when dismembered parts of a human body were found near a bus stop in the outskirts of the Russian city of Perm, 720 miles east of Moscow. Three homeless men with previous criminal records have been arrested on suspicion of setting upon a foe with knives and a hammer before chopping up his corpse to eat, local investigators said in a statement.

"After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies," the prosecutor's main investigative unit for the Perm region said.

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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 5:04 pm » by Xenonymous

wow.that's some crazy news.

a little a1 sauce and....

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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 5:17 pm » by bugmenot

yummy. just what you need. hold that juicy fresh kebab up to your lips and get the surprise of your life. when it winks at yeh :banana:

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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 5:27 pm » by Zegtelzegtel

I think that its not halal certified..


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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 5:38 pm » by Odrama

Yeah. But i bet human meat has to be better for ya than some of the crap i buy and eat from the gas station.

God only know what's in those spicy hot jalapeno Slim Jims i get.

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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 5:43 pm » by Ogmios

A very clever way to dispose of a corpse I think.
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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 6:37 pm » by Cornbread714

Couldn't be any worse than some of the kebab I've had. At least it was fresh!

Best to stick with falafel...
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PostMon Nov 16, 2009 6:55 pm » by Wolfbane7272

zegtelzegtel wrote:I think that its not halal certified..


lol now that is funny ..and true hahaha


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PostFri Dec 10, 2010 4:34 pm » by Phoenix rising

Next time i get ring sting i will be thinking what has passed through my anal tract.
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PostFri Dec 10, 2010 4:37 pm » by Oxygen

Guess it's just me but nothing about any of that is funny.



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