Cats Are Aliens

Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:51 am » by **Gonzo63**

Love this post! I have lived with cats all my life, I have three now, and they baffle me. For instance, have you noticed that cats mostly seem to vomit on upholstered furniture, or rugs? That's just mean, man!

Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:21 pm » by **Allreadydead**

How did I miss this wonderful post :flop:

Cats are aliens? - nobody would have suspected that!
Does NASA know?
Mind you if they did, they still wouldn't tell us................ :mrgreen:

Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:24 pm » by **Mrmcnuggets**

gonzo63 wrote:Love this post! I have lived with cats all my life, I have three now, and they baffle me. For instance, have you noticed that cats mostly seem to vomit on upholstered furniture, or rugs? That's just mean, man!

or knock over vases or bongs if they're standing on a small table. Cats are just evil man.

Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:31 am » by **Don Quixote**

Attached is a photo of Miss Keiki.

One week after I adopted her she attacked a car speeding down the street, got run over, jumped up and ran off. It took me an hour to find her and take her home. One week later she was climbing trees and running all over and ruling the roost here ( two other black male cats ... both bigger than her). She has a badly scraped tail but that is healing. I conjecture that she used up at least 'four' of her other 'lives' with that little incident. Maybe the mothership told her that the idiot in a Nissan was a threat to daddy.

Anyway ... take notice of the 'ALL SEEING EYE' symbol ( like the CBS logo) on the side of her tummy. I am convinced that this is for remote viewing of everything that goes on in my home ( and in the neighborhood ... for she is quite the philanderer !)

just sayin ....

Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:48 am » by **Seahawk**

Nice, D.Q. :flop:

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Yeah, cat's are pretty smart, imo.

And, they got chillin" down to a science.

Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:52 am » by **E6722maj**

my alien boy

Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:04 am » by **The57ironman**

Don Quixote wrote:Attached is a photo of Miss Keiki.

One week after I adopted her she attacked a car speeding down the street, got run over, jumped up and ran off. It took me an hour to find her and take her home. One week later she was climbing trees and running all over and ruling the roost here ( two other black male cats ... both bigger than her). She has a badly scraped tail but that is healing. I conjecture that she used up at least 'four' of her other 'lives' with that little incident. Maybe the mothership told her that the idiot in a Nissan was a threat to daddy.

Anyway ... take notice of the 'ALL SEEING EYE' symbol ( like the CBS logo) on the side of her tummy. I am convinced that this is for remote viewing of everything that goes on in my home ( and in the neighborhood ... for she is quite the philanderer !)

just sayin ....

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.....great first post....... :cheers:

Don Quixote

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Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:26 pm » by **Perry LaGuardia**

So are the Chinese

:peep: