CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO

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PostFri Oct 25, 2013 2:01 am » by Evildweeb


.....Sheeeesh, don't kill the messenger......

CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO

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Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous CEO.




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PostFri Oct 25, 2013 2:06 am » by Toxic32

Of course he did. Laughingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. Any other good jokes.
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