Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows

Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:41 pm » by **Electrobadgr**

Do you think if you fucked a cheeseburger it would be classed as necrophilic-beastiality?

Lol

Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:00 pm » by **Huge1234**

electrobadgr wrote:Do you think if you fucked a cheeseburger it would be classed as necrophilic-beastiality?

sorry m8... we're in no position to offer you any legal advice im afraid... your problies best off seeing a lawyer

Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:07 pm » by **Electrobadgr**

huge1234 wrote:
electrobadgr wrote:Do you think if you fucked a cheeseburger it would be classed as necrophilic-beastiality?

sorry m8... we're in no position to offer you any legal advice im afraid... your problies best off seeing a lawyer

Its cool man, found out it was a veggie burger so the charges have been reduced to indecent exposure. Will stick to the quornography in future

Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:35 pm » by **Huge1234**

electrobadgr wrote:
huge1234 wrote:
electrobadgr wrote:Do you think if you fucked a cheeseburger it would be classed as necrophilic-beastiality?

sorry m8... we're in no position to offer you any legal advice im afraid... your problies best off seeing a lawyer

Its cool man, found out it was a veggie burger so the charges have been reduced to indecent exposure. Will stick to the quornography in future

hehehe

Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:54 pm » by **Huge1234**

what i dont get is...

how come when your pissed outta your mind and end up shagging a fat bird... the only punnishment you have to endure is a deserved ribbing from your m8s...

and yet...

you get caught shagging a cow... your charged with beastality and run the high risk of being thrown in prision... even if the cow seduces you...

the only difference i can see between the two scenarios is the consumption of alcohol... which begs the question... would getting a cow pissed before any kind of sexual relations commenced stop you from being thrown in jail ?... if so... shouldnt this loophole in the law be fixed to prevent drunken endevours with large animals to continue to go unpunnished ?