Charlie Sheen Quotes

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PostFri Mar 25, 2011 11:17 pm » by Spock


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Good luck on your travels. You're going to need it. Badly.
Sorry man, didn't make the rules.
I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world.
I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.
Mistook this rockstar, bro.
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'.
Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
Here's your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high.
The scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has.
I am battle-tested bayonets bro.
Where there were four, there are now three.
Just sit back and enjoy the show.
I have real fame. They have nothing.
Bring me a challenge. Somebody.
Pure and complete gnarly-isms.
There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS.
A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.
Why give an interview when you can leave a warning?
There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.
We work for the pope.
Gnarly gnarlingtons.
I am special, and I will never be one of you.
There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.
I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.
Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry.
WINNING.
WINNING.
I'm going to hang out with these two smoooooking hotties and fly privately around the world.
It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.
I'm done. It's on. Bring it.
I wanted to watch Jaws on the ocean in the dark and be afraid.
This guy's got more notches on his belt than Black Bart.
This is me not on drugs bro.
The first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth.
This contaminated little maggot can't handle my power.
Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words.
I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself.
Quit hiding dude. It's embarrassing. Next subject.
It's funny how sheep rhymes with sleep.
Bull S-H-I-T.
I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
You've been warned dude. Bring it.
Apocalypse Now will teach you how to live inside of a moment between a moment.
I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
I look at the game of baseball and I'm reminded of a quote that I wrote.
They couldn't extinguish my pilot light. And that was a mistake.
I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped on for too long.
One of my favorite poets is Eminem.
Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.
Watch me bury you.
I don't sleep. I wait.
Let's talk about something exciting. Me.
Everybody has a black belt and carries a gun. I don't mess with people.
I'm rolling out magic, bro.
Go back to the troll hole where you came from.
I'm just giving them what I guess they want, I just don't know if they can handle it. Pussies.
I guess I'm just that goddamn bitchin'.
We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?
Most of the time- and this includes naps- I'm an F-18.
I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us.
I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
I dare you to keep up with me.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
I'm an F-18 bro.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children.
Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
You should have read the directions before you showed up at the party.
I've got tiger blood, man.
Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift.
I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them. Because that's how I roll.
I have a different constitution.
I use a blender. I use a vacuum cleaner.
I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.
What's the cure? Medicine?
You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this bastard.'
Basically they strapped on their diapers.
I exposed people to magic.
Shut up. Stop. Move forward.
Wow. What does that mean.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars.
Drug tests don't lie.
It's a war. And it's on.
Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.
I take great umbrage with that.
I don't have burnout in my gear box.
I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses.
That was the America I was raised in.
If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic.
I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering.
They picked a fight with a warlock.
Faith is for winners. Hope is for losers.
Clearly he didn't bring gum for everyone.
I'm going to win every moment.
That's the code. And we all live by it.
Here's your cold coffee. Buh-bye.
Surprise. That's what winners do.
I can't make up a hernia. That's just lame.
It's a three-letter word. It rhymes with why.
My conduct is bitchin'.
Come on bro, I won best picture at 20.
Your perimeter's been breached. You got work to do bro.
It was so gnarly I can't remember.
I'm not recovering like some pussy.
Rock bottom? That's a fishing term.
I'm a grandiose life, and I'm embracing it.
Can't is the cancer of happen.
Dying is for fools. Amateurs.
When I'm fighting a war there's no room for sensitivity.
If you can bring me a souvenir from that moment when your father locked you in the closet, then bring it to me.
She was attacking me with a small fork.
What was she doing with a shrimp fork in her purse?
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a seven-year-old.
Get over here and enjoy the ride, bro. We're starting to win.
I'm not taking it. I had to pay for it.
Vintage balderdash.
I've been a veteran of the unspeakable.
I literally woke up and it was Christmas.
It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights.
I don't understand what I did wrong except live a life that everyone is jealous of.
Duh, WINNING.
Park your nonsense.
Don't live in the middle.
Adonis DNA.
We're shaking the tree. We're shaking all the trees.
I am grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life.
Celebrate this movement.
Get a job, anyone?
You can't process me with a normal brain.
I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
You've been given magic. You've been given gold.
Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar.
Damn, I didn't take care of myself. Again.
I just want to hug him and rub his head.
I'm an exciting client.
What's not to love?
I'm alive. Bring it.
Look at these sad trolls.
I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions.
Sorry Middle America.
Who wants to deal with all the small talk?
Really dude? Really?
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
Everything. Next question.
Can I have one part of my life that isn't TMZ'd up the butt?
We need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness.
Work fuels the soul.
Winning. Everyday.
Add some gold.
Change your brain.
People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to.
They can't hang with me. Their bones would melt like wax.
I'm not \u2018aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
Got to dismiss these clowns.
I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
Teamwork. Bang.
The wildfires are spreading. The meek are scattering.
They hate themselves first.
Biggest star in the world.
I'm living inside the truth. And the truth doesn't change.
He has no salt in his soul.
C'mon. The guy wears corduroys.
I honorably pass that torch to these young geniuses.
Change the channel. I dare you.
I've been blessed with a new brain.
It's about winning. Sorry.
Bitchin' focus.
Get back in the game dude.
Get the cancer out of the mix.
Gnarly you are not.
Of course you're gnarly. You're talking to me.
Wow. That's epic.
That just flew out. That was a pretty good one.
It's a turd that opens on a tugboat.
If they want me in it, it's a smash.
No panic. No judgement.
Hope is for suckers and tools.
The people would revolt.
You can tell him one thing. I own him.
Missing a lot of good sports, people. Lots.
My passion was asleep for a long time.
I finally extracted myself from their troll hole.
They tell you to lay down your sword. Really? Wow, dude's unarmed. WHACK.
I think you've got a little more magic than you realize.
You make a choice to win, and you win.
I have to tip my hat to them.
There's a reason I've had mad success doing comedy.
Yeah I'll do a movie with you. You're awesome.
I don't forget anything, you know?
I can't pee in front of you guys.
Flinching's for amateurs.
He has no salt in his soul.
It's about winning. Sorry.
They can't really ruffle this assassin's feathers.
We form a group called the wedge.
Panicking is for amateurs and morons.
I don't believe in panicking.
They could have fleeced the sheep a thousand times, but they chose to skin it once.
It feels like the hot springs of Middle Earth are finally ready to explode outward.
It feels like the worm's turning.
It boils and it fuels you. It boils in a state that would eclipse a microwave.
Ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'.
I'm an F-18 bro.

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PostFri Mar 25, 2011 11:28 pm » by Hellotruth1776


duh, winning.

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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 1:16 am » by Flecktarn


some of his quotes are ok. i suggest getting pindz to write some for him ,,i would like to see charlie on prime time tv deliver a pinds quote "i dont care if your tractor dont work"
a true classic
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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 2:24 am » by Newearthman


Does Charlie have any new material out...I heard he's selling out theaters now like a comedian.
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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 2:31 am » by Lowsix


flecktarn wrote:some of his quotes are ok. i suggest getting pindz to write some for him ,,i would like to see charlie on prime time tv deliver a pinds quote "i dont care if your tractor dont work"
a true classic


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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 2:51 am » by Malogg


CLOWNED DOH WINNING!...

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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 2:52 am » by Gundown


"I don't sleep. I wait. " rofl

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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 3:09 am » by Spock


newearthman wrote:Does Charlie have any new material out...I heard he's selling out theaters now like a comedian.



I honestly think people will just pay money to watch a mentally ill narcissist make a jackass out of himself on stage.

He may self destruct in cell phone vid You-Tube infamy. ON FIRE.

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PostSat Mar 26, 2011 3:10 am » by Richc


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