Chicks Dig Jerks: Science Edition ;)

Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:55 pm » by **Harbin**

Here is a cheeky blog I think some might find fun.

Chicks Dig Jerks: Science Edition

March 23, 2011 by Chateau

The Inductivist has a number of posts about studies examining, indirectly, the widely-observed but heretofore unquantified phenomenon of chicks digging jerks. In this post, he reports that the average family size of jail inmates is higher than the general population:

Mean number of children

One lifetime arrest 3.00
Two 2.95
Five 2.86
Ten 3.38

More serious criminals have just as many kids as minor ones, and as many as non-criminals. The correlation between number of offspring and number of arrests is .04–basically non-existent. Evidently, criminals are sufficiently alpha to have as many kids as anyone else, in spite of their low social status and time behind bars.

Girls find a way to sniff out ex-cons — or even current cons — and get impregnated by them. They just can’t get enough of their hellraising seed.

Here is a second post on the same study, broken down by race.

Family size does not decrease with more arrests for either race. The correlation between number of offspring and number of arrests is -.02 for whites and .02 for blacks; in other words, there is no relationship. According to the MIDUS Study of non-criminal men aged 45 or over, the mean number of children is 2.62. Criminals have just as many, if not more, kids. (I’ll look for prison inmate data–jail inmates have a lower average level of criminality.)

You would think that men spending many of their prime reproductive years behind bars would hinder their ability to pump out sprog, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Male prisoners have loads of female groupies willing to have raw dog sex with them.

A commenter to that study writes:

I have no science to back this up, but I can tell you this from experience… inmates in jails and prisons have more kids than the system will ever know. Your numbers are skewed because of children not reported. I knew of one young man that was 22 years old that had 4 children and another 3 women pregnant with his babies. I would wager that the number is much higher for felons than the general population by a large margin. look at the number of women and children on state aid. Where do you think the fathers are… or have been?

Isn’t it funny how a woman will remain faithful to a lowlife behind fucking bars so that she can bear his, and only his, children, but will step out on a loyal provider beta hubby who plays by the rules? Knee-slappingly funny, I say.

Another commenter writes:

What if a single arrest is just enough to make you into an “alpha” in the eyes of a significant number of females but not enough to subject you to the racially-biased sterilization effects of jail?

One arrest seems to be the sweet spot for capitalizing on your instant alpha attractiveness to women without having to sacrifice too much personal freedom, or without experiencing de facto sterilization by decades away from pussy. This study validates the relevance of question #18 in the Dating Market Value Test for Men.

It should go without saying (unfortunately this blog gets its share of dense readers, so little goes unsaid or implied lest the short bus crowd starts screeching like constipated tards) that not every woman pops a clit boner for criminals. Perhaps not even a majority of women. But enough of them do that we can make accurate generalizations about the contours of sexual desire that all women possess.

In comparison to men, desirable women are far and away more likely to feel sexual and emotional attraction for opposite sex criminals, thugs, killers and assorted bad apples. If we map this desire on a bell curve, we would see at the far right tail the women who send letters to death row inmates and sometimes even fuck them and bear their children. In the middle would be the mass (and I do mean mass) of typical women who tingle for criminals but would not go out of their way to seduce one unless a consequence-free opportunity were present. At the left side of this jerk-loving bell curve would be the women who swear up and down that criminal men have no appeal to them. These latter women are usually lesbians or older, married broads who have lost touch with the intense libidos that motivated their younger selves.

If we superimpose a male bitch-loving bell curve onto a female jerk-loving bell curve what we would see is that the female curve is far to the right of the male curve, and the male curve would be bunched up into its left side. That is, there are significantly more women who love jerks than there are men who love bitches. This is as a Darwinian reading of human sociosexuality would predict. Male criminals have advertised their fitness as strong survival gene machines, while female bitches haven’t advertised much except what a pain in the ass they would be after sex.

If you have to wonder why chicks dig jerks and guys don’t similarly dig bitches, you need to recall the fundamental premise of the sexual market:

Men love youth and beauty. Women love charisma and power.

Beauty is not contingent upon a women’s bitchiness or criminal propensity. (In fact, female thuggishness is usually a leading indicator of ugliness.) In contrast, charisma and will-to-power are correlative with male criminal propensity.

In future posts, I will look at the appeal that death row inmates have for women. (Death row females — the few that there are — don’t have the same appeal for men. Shocking, I know.)

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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:05 am » by **Jeckk**

Honestly I think women just naturally like being used as sexual objects. Even the shyest girls I've known over the years have sooner or later shown their wild side where they want to be rode like wildebeests. Criminals are just more inclined to do this. I mean not ALL criminals have this effect on women, so clearly that isn't it.

Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:08 am » by **Epicfailure**

jeckk wrote:Honestly I think women just naturally like being used as sexual objects. Even the shyest girls I've known over the years have sooner or later shown their wild side where they want to be rode like wildebeests. Criminals are just more inclined to do this. I mean not ALL criminals have this effect on women, so clearly that isn't it.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that was the funniest shit I have read all day.

sooner or later shown their wild side where they want to be rode like wildebeests

Thanks

Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:43 am » by **Jeckk**

2020vision wrote:
jeckk wrote:Honestly I think women just naturally like being used as sexual objects. Even the shyest girls I've known over the years have sooner or later shown their wild side where they want to be rode like wildebeests. Criminals are just more inclined to do this. I mean not ALL criminals have this effect on women, so clearly that isn't it.

Psychiatrist please anyone!!

For me? Were my statements really that "crazy" sounding?

Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:08 am » by **Marcydare**

I have come to the conclusion that women
love to be mis-treated. I've seen this phenomenon
over and over through out my life,they are attracted
to dickheads. they are treated like total shit by these
men? and always go back for more,always more.
they cannot get enough of broken noses,black eyes,
and bruises . And when confronted with a man that treats them
like a lady, they run for the first asshole they can find.
I've seen this so many times that I've given it too conditioning
from society ,t.v. print and M.T.V.is the worst offender .
I've seen many good guys that have just given up and quit dating all together
including myself. I met a woman who recently left an abusive relationship
and she could not handle "not being controlled"and ran right back to her
ex dick head .
so,now I've started an affair with "Cobo Wabo"
and me and Cobo' get along just fine.

Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:25 am » by **99socks**

Men don't want to be miss-treated. But the sad fact is that there is a large portion of them who don't have a clue what a healthy relationship is, due to their up-bringing... And in their sad search for real men with leadership qualities, they find at least one quality- assertiveness- in the "bad boys" who so often are irresponsible criminal sociopaths. Women don't leave the "nice guys" because they are nice- they leave them because the feminazis have pussified the men so bad that they are unable to be leaders... and women find little security and strength with men who are afraid to speak their minds, stand up for something, be politically incorrect, or even not to bend over backwards and let himself get walked on by his partner and other women (which yes, includes mom).

Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:34 am » by **Jeckk**

99socks wrote:Men don't want to be miss-treated. But the sad fact is that there is a large portion of them who don't have a clue what a healthy relationship is, due to their up-bringing... And in their sad search for real men with leadership qualities, they find at least one quality- assertiveness- in the "bad boys" who so often are irresponsible criminal sociopaths. Women don't leave the "nice guys" because they are nice- they leave them because the feminazis have pussified the men so bad that they are unable to be leaders... and women find little security and strength with men who are afraid to speak their minds, stand up for something, be politically incorrect, or even not to bend over backwards and let himself get walked on by his partner and other women (which yes, includes mom).

I'm not sure I agree with that. Just because a guy isn't a chest thumper doesn't mean they can't portray leadership quality. I mean girls are also attracted to the 'hero' types, who still treat women with respect. But I think you're right about assertiveness to an extent, because most criminals would be forced into a position to take responsibility sooner or later, whereas most domesticated men don't need to worry about that, they can just fall in place with the system. Which brings me back to my opinion, in that women like being objectified. They want some male to lead them, and treat them like some desirable item. It's how most women feel useful, by pleasing a man. A guy that treats a woman as an equal won't have as much luck with most women because most women don't truly want to be equal, they want the man to handle the decisions so they can get a cozy free ride. Just my opinion.

Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:06 am » by **Sentientseed**

No matter how speculative...I believe this to be true from my experiences. I've even conducted a self experiment with such.

Normally I am a really nice guy. I do have a temper but am a really nice guy unless extremely provoked. I like romance comedies for shits sake. I went through high school like this without hardly kissing a girl. I wanted to desperately but for the most part...while my friends were giving the stinky pinky on the baskball bus ride home after a game. I usually sat by myself wishing it was me.

According to women I have been around, I am attractive enough. But I always ended up being the "friend". Most that I tried with in high school and early adulthood would always tell me that I was attractive but too good a friend. They would always go after my other friends who treated women like something just to put their manhood in.

In my mid 20s I had had enough. I stopped being the "friend" and began to transform myself into what I consider a dickhead. I would talk the talk enough to get a girl interested....then blow her off. Seemed the more of a dick I was...the more girls wanted to get with me....to the point where they would just flat ask for sex.

I married one of these girls and reverted to being the nice lovey dovey guy I really am. Poof ....she bailed for the first dickhead she could find. Married another...same result.

Then I decided I was just gonna be a swinger and find a woman who was a sexual monster. I did so. I am still with her to this day. But....after our child was born...I quit being the alpha dick. I reverted to the lovey dovey guy I am once again. Once that occurred...and even though we are swingers...she cheated, lied, and a various other things in order to get her jerk fix. Now...we are on the verge of divorce because I don't feel like taking on the charade of the alpha male. For me it is too much work. She is chasing after punks who are in their early 20s. She is 41.

Recently my sister has been calling me. I was informing her of our issues and how my wife was behaving. She begins to defend my wifes actions. She says my brother in law has become merely a friend roomate and their sex life is nill as she doesn't find him attractive. Even went as far as to talk divorce with him. This occurred after an old boyfriend writes her and sends her sexting pics of his dick. The guy is younger than my brother in law. Much younger. The guy is a punk who has been in and out of trouble over drugs. He is married himself and cheats on his wife regularly. He doesn't have nothing to offer anyone. My brother in law is a good guy. He works his ass off to keep her in her 350,000 dollar home. Buys her whatever she wishes. Takes her anywhere she wishes. Cooks for her and just about does anything and everything she asks. Yet she considers giving all that up to screw some punk. Strange.

In swinging....if I just be me the nice guy...I rarely get any attention from women. But...if I take on the role of an alpha male...well here they come.

This even works out on facebook the same. I make nice comments or put up some clips from a romance comedy or a music video that is mellow...nothing but crickets. I put on some music about sex drugs and rock n roll or some booty music...the ladies comment positively. But this also leads to them seeing both qualities in me and occasionally I will get an email of interest from some of the ones I play farmville with. So I don't believe they totally dislike nice nor necessarily flee from a nice guy just because he is nice.

My belief is that women are far more sexual creatures than men. If women had testosterone coarsing through their system as men do...they might be more apt to openly act without the concern about the role society has placed upon them...which I btw belive is a stupid stereotypical pigeonholing. Seems many are the wild porn star in the bedroom but because of how society perceives such a woman....many keep things to themselves and never act on what I believe is quite a natural thing for a woman. I have no issue with such and quite encourage it. But, I also wonder why not be this way with a nice guy in addition to or verses someone who is only gonna cause trouble in their lives.

Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:16 am » by **Newdawnrising**

As a recovering man-whore, ya I would have to say that the best place to find a jerk, is at the bar. The trick, now that I think back, would have been for me to be the worst lay for each chic, that way they would not have fallen love with just my prick. Hindsight... what a bitch.