Chilly South FL

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:25 am » by **Realorfake**

40 degrees tonight in South FL...

just so you know the last time it got to 40 deg this early was December 3rd, 1910.

You do the math...

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:28 am » by **Spock**

realorfake wrote:40 degrees tonight in South FL...

just so you know the last time it got to 40 deg this early was December 3rd, 1910.

You do the math...

Wild - just now talking to Slith and Cornbread about it being cold as hell here in upstate South Carolina. FREEZING!!!!!

BTW - Clemson plays South Florida in the Toilet Bowl this year.

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:29 am » by **Malogg**

lucky as fac

its like -40 here in Aberdeen scotland or it bloody well feels like it bbbrrr

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:54 am » by **Epicfailure**

Must be all that global warming that Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize for.......

if you start seeing icicles, then they proceed to melt, call him right away, that is a sign of further global warming to come.

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:56 am » by **Govtslave**

Low 30's tonight in east central Florida. We don't normally get this kind of cold until February

Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:38 am » by **The57ironman**

algore fixed globalwarming..... thank you al.....

Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:19 am » by **Realorfake**

spock wrote:
realorfake wrote:40 degrees tonight in South FL...

just so you know the last time it got to 40 deg this early was December 3rd, 1910.

You do the math...

Wild - just now talking to Slith and Cornbread about it being cold as hell here in upstate South Carolina. FREEZING!!!!!

BTW - Clemson plays South Florida in the Toilet Bowl this year.

Yep, and u know why USF plays in the toilet bowl... because my Huskies won their first BCS Bowl bid this year by taking USF out, at home...

LOVE IT - GO HUSKIES!

Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:14 am » by **Thebluecanary**

Yep, it's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra doing push-ups on a welldigger's ass here tonight in Eastern North Carolina. First time all winter that we've run the heat. And a week ago, there were tornadoes. Which, I'm sorry, is just fucking weird for November/December.

Any of you Southern US folks heard buzz about the possibility of a major snow storm hitting us next weekend? I saw two different scenarios for the storm track (from a Nebraska news station, of all things) and one of them shows us getting a significant snow dump the 12th-14th. The other track would mean a blizzard for the north so look out Iam.

Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:19 am » by **Niji666**

lucky u. Let the dog out for a piss 5 mins ago, Just had to defrost it in the microwave.

Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:32 am » by **Lowsix**

niji666 wrote:lucky u. Let the dog out for a piss 5 mins ago, Just had to defrost it in the microwave.

Sigh, i told myself if someone gave me a segue, id tell the story.

Godamn microwave.

So....its about 30º in dallas tonight.

Im sitting here browsing posts and even this one, when i smell something funny form the kitchen..i look up to find my wife running around said kitchen with a flaming pair of socks..

yelling help me! help me!

Well, she is about four inches fromt he back door, i am nearly 200.
I say, wtf can i do from here... open the fuckin door.

ONLY...to see her THROW open the door...
and stand there staring at the (i mean MY)
smoking socks in the driveway.
Buck....Ass naked from the waist down.
So i say um hunny, and shes like yeah, what?

They dont make facepalms big enough.

However the hysterical laughter of horrific realizations slams home like a train hitting a tricycle. At least she got a good laugh out of it, when i told here the universe was FORCING me to tell this story, right here, right now...to all of you.

gg hunny!

love u!