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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:10 pm » by Noentry


Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor


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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

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Where do I get one, tennis elbow is killing me.
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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:19 pm » by Thruster


Noentry wrote:Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor


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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

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Where do I get one, tennis elbow is killing me.
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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:28 pm » by Spock


I guess we'll see these popping up at shopping malls next to the massage chairs and coffee kiosks.

Wonder if it's dishwasher safe?
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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:32 pm » by Richc


Now if they could just fit one of those into a Real Doll then i would be sorted........

I would have to give up work.... :flop:

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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:32 pm » by Thruster


Spock wrote:I guess we'll see these popping up at shopping malls next to the massage chairs and coffee kiosks.

Wonder if it's dishwasher safe?



:lol: <Thinking> :shock: ..... :vomit:



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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:34 pm » by dollar short


think about how many guys this machine will help.



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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:55 pm » by Spock


Anyone want to go in on one with me?
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PostThu Oct 04, 2012 9:57 pm » by Thruster


Spock wrote:Anyone want to go in on one with me?



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