Chipmunk's Plan For Future Better Than 8 Out Of 10 Americans

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PostFri Oct 11, 2013 12:31 am » by Evildweeb

Chipmunk's Plan For Future Better Crafted Than That Of 8 Out Of 10 Americans

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Published on Oct 10, 2013

Highlighting the small woodland creature's ability to set long-term objectives and competently follow through on them, a Princeton University report released Thursday found that a local 2-year-old eastern chipmunk had crafted a far more secure and responsible future for itself than 8 out of 10 Americans.



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PostFri Oct 11, 2013 12:42 am » by Doogle

I'm with the chipmunks.


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