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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 1:31 am » by Noentry


Are there any wise words you relate too?
"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
A. A. Milne

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 1:39 am » by Noentry

"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
A. A. Milne

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 3:12 am » by Otomon

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 4:20 am » by Domeika

Intelligence is knowing to wash your face with one side of the washcloth and your ass with the other.

... Wisdom on the other hand is knowing to just wash your face first.


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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 10:14 am » by Giovanni

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 5:10 pm » by Rumpleforeskin

'See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!'
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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 5:29 pm » by pushtone

Dripping water can eat through stone.

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"If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 6:01 pm » by Akashicrebel

You will not be punished because of your Vagina. You will be punished by your vagina.

by a DTV member that I can't remember his name, possible Phaeton.

The nonplussed fabric of intellect is at inchoate state. any panache will be indefatigable unmartinate by the hoi polloi.

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 8:25 pm » by Evildweeb


......I think it's time to refresh quotable source folks..........

.....pick one......

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

Life is not so much a matter of position as of disposition.

The best vitamin for making friends, B-1.

If you don’t care where you’re going any road will get you there.

A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.

He who throws mud loses ground.

Nobody raises his own reputation by lowering others.

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Ideas won’t work unless you do.

The future is purchased by the present.

One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.

Lost time is never found again.

A hard thing about business is minding your own.

Triumph is just “umph” added to try.

Caution is not cowardly, carelessness is not courage.

He who forgives ends the quarrel.

Children need more models than critics.

Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them.

The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.

If the going gets easy you may be going downhill.

Dieters — People who are thick and tired of it.

Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise.

The best labor saving device is doing it tomorrow.

A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Failure is the path of least persistence.

Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.

Patience is counting down without blasting off.

God’s last name is not “Damnit”.

Some folks won’t look up until they are flat on their backs.

If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep.

Friend — One who knows all about you and likes you just the same.

Money talks and often just says “Good-bye”.

Birds have bills too and they keep on singing.

Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.

God’s retirement plan is out of this world.

A good example is the best sermon.

The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.

Well done! is better than Well said!

Minds are like parachutes — they function only when open.

Live as you wish your kids would.

Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.

If you can laugh at it then you can live with it.

People don’t fail, they give up.

When looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope.

Smile, it takes only 13 muscles, a frown takes 64.

Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind can see.

Heaviest thing to carry — A grudge.

A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.

A small leak can sink a great ship.

You can’t direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

Tact is the ability to see others as they wish to be seen.

A bad conscience has a very good memory.

Hug your kids at home — belt them in the car.

One thing you can give and still keep — is your word.

A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it.

Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image.

Make friends before you need them.

It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.

Success is . . . more attitude that aptitude.

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude.

The greatest of all faults is to imagine you have none.

Too many of us speak twice before we think.

Some people develop eye strain looking for trouble.

Everyone has 20/20 hindsight.

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.

Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death.

It is no crime not to be perfect.

If others have sinned you need not mention it.

No man knows less than the man who knows it all.

Patience carries a lot of wait.

One who lacks courage to start has already finished.

A quitter never wins, a winner never quits.

Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often.

Break a bad habit — Drop it.

Don’t learn safety rules simply by accident.

Failing to prepare — We prepare to fail.

Past failures are guideposts for future success.

There is no right way to do a wrong thing.

Read the Bible — It will scare the hell out of you.

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.

Money is a good servant but a cruel master.

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Success comes in cans, Failure comes in can’ts.

Anger is one letter short of danger — Greatest remedy for anger is delay.

2/3 of promotion is motion.

Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

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PostSat Aug 02, 2014 10:33 pm » by Toxic32


It's no good lucking in the mirror if you are blind.

Death is not a prize you should strive to win if you haven't played the game of life.

Don't pick up broken glass unless you are prepared to get cut.

Don't drink from an empty beer bottle. You will be disappointed.

Shagging is an experiment in genetic engineering.
A black-hole is not a hole it's a sphere. As will be the universe when compressed into the smallest unit it can be.


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