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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:46 am » by Tuor10


I wasn't aware that you lived there permanently.

I was engaged to a Bulgarian wench before I met my misses. Her name was Pheo. Her dad left Bulgaria when the communist regime fell in the 90's. Her mother looked like a porn star. I kid you not. I tried to fire into it a few times to no avail....:)

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:52 am » by Cornbread714


Tuor10 wrote:I wasn't aware that you lived there permanently.

I was engaged to a Bulgarian wench before I met my misses. Her name was Pheo. Her dad left Bulgaria when the communist regime fell in the 90's. Her mother looked like a porn star. I kid you not. I tried to fire into it a few times to no avail....:)


Well, that's one thing I love about this place - ALL THE WOMEN LOOK LIKE PORN STARS.

Lol, well, almost all...


I'm not here permanently yet, but I'm seriously considering it. I've lived in Holland and France but Bulgaria is my favorite so far (or "favourite" as you Brits would say).

I spent a week in London a year or so back - thoroughly enjoyed it, but the weather doesn't suit me.

EDIT - by the way, Pheo doesn't sound Bulgarian at all. Sure she wasn't Vietnamese or something? :headscratch:
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:57 am » by Noentry


Cornbread714 wrote:
Tuor10 wrote:I wasn't aware that you lived there permanently.

I was engaged to a Bulgarian wench before I met my misses. Her name was Pheo. Her dad left Bulgaria when the communist regime fell in the 90's. Her mother looked like a porn star. I kid you not. I tried to fire into it a few times to no avail....:)


Well, that's one thing I love about this place - ALL THE WOMEN LOOK LIKE PORN STARS.

Lol, well, almost all...


I'm not here permanently yet, but I'm seriously considering it. I've lived in Holland and France but Bulgaria is my favorite so far (or "favourite" as you Brits would say).

I spent a week in London a year or so back - thoroughly enjoyed it, but the weather doesn't suit me.


Where about's? I am from London
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:00 am » by Tuor10


Cornbread714 wrote:
Tuor10 wrote:I wasn't aware that you lived there permanently.

I was engaged to a Bulgarian wench before I met my misses. Her name was Pheo. Her dad left Bulgaria when the communist regime fell in the 90's. Her mother looked like a porn star. I kid you not. I tried to fire into it a few times to no avail....:)


Well, that's one thing I love about this place - ALL THE WOMEN LOOK LIKE PORN STARS.

Lol, well, almost all...


I'm not here permanently yet, but I'm seriously considering it. I've lived in Holland and France but Bulgaria is my favorite so far (or "favourite" as you Brits would say).

I spent a week in London a year or so back - thoroughly enjoyed it, but the weather doesn't suit me.


When I said pornstar, I wasn't talking the playboy kind. Think of a middle aged Bulgarian women with massive tits, peroxide blond hair, and lips that would have kept the Titanic afloat. That is the shizzle I am talking about. I's like my meat well done.

:mrgreen:

London is a shithole. I fucking hate it. In fact, I am kind of loathing all places where the population exceeds a thousand. I don't know, I think I am becoming a misanthrope.

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:04 am » by Cornbread714


Noentry wrote:
Where about's? I am from London


A dust bin in Shaftsbury - I was knocked about by hooligans and ruffians.


Actually, it was my ex-boss's posh flat in Camden Town - not far from the British Museum.
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:05 am » by Zer0


Who gives a flying fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck about that cornshit feller? He is supposed to be a "joke mod" as in he has the title just so people are like "wtf why is that dumbass a mod?"... a sorts of running joke around DTV.
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:09 am » by Cornbread714


Otoel wrote:Who gives a flying fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck about that cornshit feller? He is supposed to be a "joke mod" as in he has the title just so people are like "wtf why is that dumbass a mod?"... a sorts of running joke around DTV.



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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:15 am » by Noentry


Cornbread714 wrote:
Noentry wrote:
Where about's? I am from London


A dust bin in Shaftsbury - I was knocked about by hooligans and ruffians.


Actually, it was my ex-boss's posh flat in Camden Town - not far from the British Museum.


I used to work in Camden.

You were in a posh part of Camden town.

Other parts are ghetto like
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:23 am » by Cornbread714


Noentry wrote:
You were in a posh part of Camden town.

Other parts are ghetto like



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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 5:27 am » by Noentry


Cornbread714 wrote:
Noentry wrote:
You were in a posh part of Camden town.

Other parts are ghetto like



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lol very true
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The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
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