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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 7:32 am » by Cornbread714


Kaarmaa wrote:Brits head to Turkey as tourism booms
Ranked the sixth most visited country in the world by the UN World Tourism Organisation, Turkey Holidays are becoming increasingly popular with worldwide travellers. Given the current economic climate, it comes as no surprise that more and more tourists are choosing to travel to Turkey, thanks to its affordable lifestyle, lively culture and pristine beaches.

Sandwiched between Greece and Georgia, Turkey is often considered to be the crossroads of Europe and Asia and is famous for its lively Mediterranean culture and natural beauty. The picturesque Turquoise Coast is just what you’d expect – endless white sand beaches, luxury resorts and relaxing gulet cruises. With Dalman holidays more affordable than ever, there’s no time like the present to escape a cold winter and set sail along the Turkish coast.

The boom in Turkey’s popularity is largely due to countries such as Germany, Russia and the UK. In 2011, 2.6 million British tourists travelled to Turkey, with figures expected to rise even more this year – 2 million Brits had already visited the country by September 2012.

So just why are UK travellers flocking to Turkey? Compared to its European counterparts, Turkey offers all the postcard-worthy views and idyllic holiday lifestyle, but minus the hefty price tag associated with hotspots like Paris, Rome and the Greek Islands. With UNESCO heritage sites nestled amongst seaside villages, Turkey is full of historic charm – the impressive array of mosques are legendary masterpieces; the ancient cities full of local life; the centuries-old ruins largely left untouched.

Whether it’s a family holiday or a romantic rendezvous, Turkey has something for everyone, and every budget. To the west, Bodrum sits on the pristine Aegean Coast and is one of the most popular resorts in Turkey. Aside from the crystal clear waters, you can also find one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, a tomb built in 350BC. Shopping is abundant, and haggling for bargains a given.

A little further south sits Dalaman – a region filled with mud baths, ancient ruins and traditional cruises. A popular destination for British sun seekers, Dalaman offers a luxury lifestyle with affordable prices. The ever-popular gulet cruises are a unique way to take in the Turkish Riveria. A single-mast wooden ship, a gulet cruise allows you to sit back, relax and let the crew do the hard work. Indulge in fresh seafood, sunbake the day away and take a dip in the turquoise waters.

So whatever is on your Turkish itinerary, you’re sure to have an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime holiday – after all, 2.6 million Brits can’t be wrong.
http://www.travel-news.co.uk/7000/2012/12/brits-head-to-turkey-as-tourism-booms/




Hey, did you write that?

That's just the kind of crap I have to crank out. :vomit:

Fairly well written, though. :alien51:
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 10:02 am » by E6722maj


it's 08:02 am (uk time).
i'm halfway through the last beer from last night, i'm smoking a joint, typing this with 'the world at war' on the TV in the background (iwo jima, okinawa, pacific theatre etc).
there may only be 16 days left. at least i've put the christmas tree up. my cats are asleep, as no doubt i myself shall be, shortly.

good morning :cheers:

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 11:11 am » by Lucidlemondrop


What a fake out......

You guys are so afraid of a forum mod you end up meeting for beer in a bashing thread~


Well CB...............I love to hate ya anyway.

And although you are smooth smart and all that jazz your still an asshole and you get at people in thier soft places...........that is why I am taking this moment to say.............

Your Mean.................

and keeping with the merry mas flow..........

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 3:32 pm » by Scouser012


Cornbread714 wrote:
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Where about's? I am from London


A dust bin in Shaftsbury - I was knocked about by hooligans and ruffians.


Actually, it was my ex-boss's posh flat in Camden Town - not far from the British Museum.

I hope you learned to watch proper sports during your time in Europe. 8-)

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 3:38 pm » by Scouser012


Tuor10 wrote:I personally think you have the best starting 11 in the league. Certainly the best midfield: Bale,Sandro, Dembele, Sigurdsson and Lennon.

Now that Spurs have turned their form around, they have a good chance of getting in the top four, don't reckon they have the best 11 in the league though, that would be City.

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:28 pm » by Tuor10


Cornbread714 wrote:Hey, this is the Cornbread thread. No soccer talk here. :alien51:

Actually, I'm enjoying talking to you limey poofs so much, I forgot to go to bed - which means I'm having to crank out a 400 word article about some shitty Turkish cruise as we speak. It's due at 9am Brit time, so I decided to just bang it out now instead of waking up bleary-eyed in a couple of hours.

It's coming along rather well, I think... I hope that my beer-soaked 6:45 am copywriting will fly... :alien51:

Sometimes a wee bit of the ale actually helps the flow...

And if I finish now, I can sleep all fucking day.


Mate, I have been up for most of the night with my new born son (he is a month old now). He seems to think it is funny to stay awake for most of the night.

At least you get to sleep all day.... :)

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:41 pm » by *WillEase*


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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:42 pm » by Tuor10


Scouser012 wrote:
Tuor10 wrote:I personally think you have the best starting 11 in the league. Certainly the best midfield: Bale,Sandro, Dembele, Sigurdsson and Lennon.

Now that Spurs have turned their form around, they have a good chance of getting in the top four, don't reckon they have the best 11 in the league though, that would be City.


Not sure about the shed dwellers having the best starting 11. They have Kompany, Yaya, Silva and Aguero, who I would consider top draw players. The rest are debatable. I think we have a stronger starting 11 than city when everyone is fit. Their signings this season were shit. Javi Garcia's agent tried to flog him to us, but we didn't want him. Scott Sinclair wouldn't get in our under 21 team; and the less said about the Inter Millan reject the better.

If we do them on Sunday, we will piss the league this season. Our fixture list is by far the easiest; and I expect us to sign a couple of players in January. Don't be surprised if Wesley Sneijder signs for us, along with Ryan Shawcross.

Your mob could still get in the top four. You just need to be a bit more consistent. You definitely have the fire power.
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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:49 pm » by Kaarmaa


Cornbread714 wrote:Hey, did you write that?

That's just the kind of crap I have to crank out. :vomit:

Fairly well written, though. :alien51:


No, I did not. I just thought that it might give you some inspiration so you could go to bed. I didn't try to push you towards plagiarism, I swear :lol:

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PostWed Dec 05, 2012 4:51 pm » by Tuor10


WillEase666 wrote:UK Town seen as a model community...


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That is how the majority of Britain use to be. Hence Napoleon calling us a nation of shop keepers. Those shop-keepers built the British empire.


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