Dog Dump

Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:53 pm » by **Tonyw**

Here is a Song i wrote while i had nothing better to do. It's sung in that Winey country & Western style. See what you think?.

Oh the dogs done a dump on the driveway
the Postman just trod in i iiiittt.
He fell ass over elbow, and
Now he's covered in Shit.

He Slid down the Driveway
Like skating on an ice Ri iiiink
His somersaults were so graceful, but
His landing really stinks.

CHORUS
Oh the dogs done a dump on the drivewaaaaayyyy
And i'm gonna give him a slap, cos
I just cleaned up the driveway, and now it's all covered in crap.

Oh here comes the Mrs from shopping
I hope she don't tread in that Pooo ooo
Oh no it's too late, she's done it
and she's throwing up too.

The neighbour is running over
to see what's going o oooon
Oh hell she's slipped on the dog crap
Oh what an aweful Pong.

CHORUS

Oh! I can't do nothing for laughing
I'm in a screaming fi iiiitt
Cos three people in less than a minute, are
laying there all covered in shit.

Oh no they are coming to get me
Cos i was laughing so ha aaard
and they had slipped on the dog shit
that was Stinking up the yard.

They gonna make me eat a sandwich
With a gun held against my heaaaddd
I bet you can guess what's on it
and if i don't eat it i'm dead.

FINAL CHORUS

Oh the Dog's done a dump on the driveway
and i'm gonna shoot him dead
Because of that stupid Crap hound
I had to eat shit on my bread.
Oh the Dogs done a dump on the driveway
FADE

Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:02 pm » by **The57ironman**

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DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB :lol:

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Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:03 pm » by **domdabears**

I hate country music, and I hate dogs.

Seriously.

Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:12 pm » by **Tonyw**

Thank you Ironman :flop:

Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:15 pm » by **Tonyw**

I am sorry to hear that Domdabears you can't please everyone can you?. What do you like?. Ill see if i can write a song about that..

Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:14 pm » by **Perry LaGuardia**

Tonyw wrote:I am sorry to hear that Domdabears you can't please everyone can you?. What do you like?. Ill see if i can write a song about that..

A bear with a sore head :mrgreen:

Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:55 am » by **E6722maj**

Tonyw wrote:I am sorry to hear that Domdabears you can't please everyone can you?. What do you like?. Ill see if i can write a song about that..

- guns and football :flop:

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Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:11 am » by **The57ironman**

E6722maj wrote:
Tonyw wrote:I am sorry to hear that Domdabears you can't please everyone can you?. What do you like?. Ill see if i can write a song about that..

- guns and football

.

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.....ya' gotta love Dom... :lol:

Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:14 am » by **Kinninigan**

I play guitar and i am well trained in bluegrass/blues/country styles

You wanna make this a hit and tour let me know :cheers:

Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:38 am » by **domdabears**

Punk Rock, and anything but dogs.