Doomsday" comet to swing by Earth on Sunday

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PostSat Oct 15, 2011 10:50 pm » by Shiva777


(Space.com) The moment long feared by conspiracy theorists is nearly upon us: The "doomsday comet" Elenin will make its closest approach to Earth Sunday (Oct. 16). Or what's left of it will, anyway.


Comet Elenin started breaking up in August after being blasted by a huge solar storm, and a close pass by the sun on Sept. 10 apparently finished it off, astronomers say. So what will cruise within 22 million miles (35.4 million kilometers) of our planet Sunday is likely to be a stream of debris rather than a completely intact comet.

And the leftovers of Elenin won't return for 12,000 years, astronomers say.


"Folks are having trouble finding it, so I think it's probably dead and gone," said astronomer Don Yeomans of the Near-Earth Object Program Office at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

That means it probably won't present much of a skywatching show Sunday, scientists have said.

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Elenin's apparent demise may come as a relief to some folks, since apocalyptic rumors circulating on the Internet portrayed the comet as a major threat to Earth.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/ ... 0573.shtml

http://www.examiner.com/paranormal-in-p ... redirect=1

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PostSun Oct 16, 2011 9:03 pm » by Eliakim


very good.

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PostSun Oct 16, 2011 9:34 pm » by Fatbastard


Doomsday" comet to swing by Earth on Sunday. "It just passed my mansion."
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PostSun Oct 16, 2011 10:30 pm » by Symbolon


Nothing at all will happen which will be detrimental to Earth...that's a big fat promise!
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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 1:26 am » by Kolgoroth


Well, we are still alive and I wish I could upload a mpeg of me laughing at all those useless doomtards that spent months preparing for the end of days. But not to worry DoomTards, your powers will not go unused, you still have next year. And what a year for the DoomTards it will be.

DOOMTARDS ASSEMBLE!!!!

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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 1:42 am » by Shagrath


I'll appropriately post the lyrics to Aenima in this thread. :flop:


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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking Time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

STUPID shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

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Mum's gonna fix it all soon.
Mum's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to
be.

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Fuck all his clones.
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Hip gangster wannabes.

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Watch you flush it all away.

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Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it come down.
Bring it down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.

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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 3:29 am » by Rmcampwest


Sunday is gone! Still waiting for the end of mankind!

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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 7:14 am » by Oneohone


Strange that this comet has circled our solar system many times and only this time it breaks up as it passes the sun.

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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 7:23 am » by Kerrblur2


Our meteor shower will not happen guys til november. so shut up and dont fucking jinx this shit people! i wanna goto St pete beach that day or daytona beach and lay out that night on a blanket with my Girl and watch the beautiful shower that will be upon us after the earth passing of the Break-up comet!

THIS WILL GARANTEE(sp, im drunk) A AWESOME METEOR SHOWER!(that took me 5 minutes to type lolz!)


When we pazs the comet! shoewr will be amazing! look for clear skies for the passing!
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PostMon Oct 17, 2011 9:47 am » by Djpakkal


kerrblur2 wrote:Our meteor shower will not happen guys til november. so shut up and dont fucking jinx this shit people! i wanna goto St pete beach that day or daytona beach and lay out that night on a blanket with my Girl and watch the beautiful shower that will be upon us after the earth passing of the Break-up comet!

THIS WILL GARANTEE(sp, im drunk) A AWESOME METEOR SHOWER!(that took me 5 minutes to type lolz!)


When we pazs the comet! shoewr will be amazing! look for clear skies for the passing!


Drunk from what budweiser or heiniken??? then you must have drinking dozens of them, you americanos just can handle alcohol lool :cheers: ...


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