Hide the women and children, this will get fucking ugly.
Since the demise of my puter, I have been restricted to a POS moron android almost phone, and a tablet I like to refer to as a massive piece of shit I wouldn't give to a crack whore who needs to call her pimp.
I cannot operate in chat (tho I can get there) the wonderful piece of shit crap browser running the unbelievable poorly written Flash app crashes at will without prompting.
So, since I have been disallowed the benefit of technology compared to the heinous horseshit I got down here, my humble and sincere apologies having to suck the cock of asswipe marketing for these debilitating mind wipe pieces of cat shit I have to live with.
Skype: Suck a dripping wet fart out my ass.
Not only do they have no fucking idea how their own system works, as a registered user with GODDAM SKYPE already on this beyotch POS, there is no access for me to the Chat/IM/Messaging system.
Please, someone, give me a fucking rocket launcher and I will take out the entire floor of morons and idgits who operate that shit hole.
OK, I'm done ... Return to your usual goddam train of thought while I contemplate taking out the entire lot of them, the fucks each and every one of 'em.
Happy happy joy joy.