HAARP Conspiracy theory

Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:30 pm » by **Abyssdnb**

They say project HAARP is for research. They say it's for communications. But the real motive is much more sinister.

Just The Facts

•it was created in 1997, back when global warming didn't exist, and nobody gave a fuck about the environment. A tradition we keep to this day.
•There are only two facts here.
•$30 million has been invested into the project since itstarted. That's 3 billion 1p sweets. Which would you rather have?

The science behind it

The problem with us humans, is that no matter what we create, it'll eventually be used for one of two things; war, or boning. Unfortunately the weather provides no sexual stimulation, so this leaves the former.

Project HAARP = High-frequency Active Auroral Research

The name of this 'research' is a bullshit name protecting it's potential to be worse than a nuclear bomb. It can be used to create a sci-fi type world war, thus pretty much ending the human race as we know it.

How could this be done?

By raping the sky with energy rays from large amounts of antennas placed at HAARP's location in Alaska. These rays of energy could then potentially be reflected back into the Earth's ionosphere on an extremely low frequency, called ELF waves, which will seriously fuck up your shit. This can change the ELF waves to an extremely dangerous weapon.

The ELF waves are capable of penetrating your own god damn brain. Put your cell phone on vibrate. Now put it to your head. Times this force by at least a million. You have just experienced the potential of HAARP. On top of this, the vibrations could influence brain activity. I.E they could brainwash you. And make you do anythng. See that ugly chick across the bar? Do you want to have sex with her? No? Well you might have to one day. This could not only paralyze you completely, but could cause you to go insane. These waves can also make their way through concrete walls and steel.

[bThe conspiracy ][/b]

These low frequencies improve radio contact between people, even if you're inside a thick concrete bunker or a submarine. The military might be able to prank call the korean subs with ease, locate missiles and detect bunkers created by the 'enemy' but I highly doubt this is worth paralyzing anyone who is between the wave and the wave's destination. That's like them firing missiles at each other with you being completely immobile in between them.

It can also block signals from any electronic device, which would mean you could stop anyone, anywhere from communicating electronically. Which would stop Koreans from gold mining in MMORPGS, and make it so they have to communicate via carrying pigeon, but they could also do it to you. Or your mother.

The pros of this project are good, but at no point outweight the terrifying cons of it's technology.

To this day, nobody completely understands how the ionoshpere will react to being anally raped by energy rays. Remember the large hardon (see what I did there?) collider, and how they're throwing atoms at each other just to see what will happen? This is basically it, except there's no 50 million to one chance of something bad happening. The odds are far, far less. Together with the ozone layer, the ionosphere protects the us from being fried by the sun. We're being so pissy about global warming destroying the ozone layer (VERY, VERY slowly) this could destroy the ionosphere in seconds.

The military will obviously refuse to acknowledge this, as overcompensating for a small penis by controlling the weather to win at war is far more important than the Earth's safety. They'll just assume nothing is going to happen.

Despite warnings and protests, it's going agead anyway. They're pouring $30 million dollars into it. 60 antennas are being tested already. Searching project HAARP into youtube will show you footage that proves something is going on.

Like so:

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Scientists intend to heat the ionosphere with the antennas, in turn this will create ion clouds that will replicate an optical lense, which will reflect the ELF waves and rain shit down upon us. They can be aimed at anywhere at all, depending on where the waves are going.

The truth is, that HAARP camouflages the worlds biggest weapon ever created, one that could literally destroy the world. They're saying it's all research, but I'd rather call BS on this one and man the harpoons. If this thing works, get some ribs removed. Then you can kiss your own ass goodbye. Amongst other things. You know what I'm talking about. Don't say you wouldn't. Because you would.

Wake up, our skies are being programmed, and we're not far behind.

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Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:38 pm » by **Thesaint**

We should stop using the word "theory" when it comes to conspiracy. If any subject has more questions than answers and the general public is not privy to what's going on then IMO it should just read "conspiracy". I think the word "theory" belittles the subject in hand. (Just an observation as it's one of my pet hates when I see them together and it's one of the best and widely used tools used by the m/s media) :cheers:

Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:17 pm » by **Saturnv**

having seen lots of videoes on this subject including the harrp press, yes they can create elf waves but they wouldnt need harrp to achive that look around you every piece of electronic equipment be it radio tv etc have the neseserry amplifiers to do that!! no harrp can also push the athmosphere farther out into space which is there real objective. Think blowing up that balloon just a bit more, reason well my theory is to relive pressure on the earth, why not sure but being me here goes ,in the bible it says there were giants on the earth in those days what happned to them well iof you look at todays giants they all have back and bone problems because gravity+ pressure ehh kills them now if they pushed the atmosphere out a bit the pressure is relived gravity lessens what for im not sure mebe there getting the earth ready for the return of the annunaki(giants) in 2012 !!

Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:22 pm » by **Punjedi**

I'm heading up to Alaska today, I plan on checking out H.A.A.R.P while I am up there.

Maybe get to the bottom of some of this. I will even take photos and videos of my adventure to show what or if anything is going on there beyond what they say.

Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:29 pm » by **Saturnv**

punjedi let me know which fema camp they put you in i will send you a letter, lol you wont get near the place but if you want to wind them up take a radio up minus the casing and what ever else electronic up also a pair of binoculars a clip board and some tinfoil in the shape of a hat my cousin did that at the australian harrp site boy did he get special attention good luck .

Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:10 pm » by **Boondox681**

good stuff.here's my input.the HAARP project began in 1985,online,mid-nineties.
i'll try to explain(i need my hands for this one).they zap a point in our ionosphere.not enough to break through but to form a bubble such as one you would get in a soccer/football when the rubber bladder breaks through a seam.what this does is change the path of the jet streams.instead of their normal paths,they are altered by being sucked up in the bubbles.do you see what i mean?they are pushing the jet stream towards the equator and i'll use last winter as an example.snow in florida not just one freak event.6 recorded days.that 'average' snowfall was DC's,philly,ny's.they got fuckin pounded.that was vancouver's snow.and vancouver,well they got their snow by the truckload.
peace,nice post
TESLA FUCKIN RULES :twisted:

Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:23 pm » by **Saturnv**

boondox681 yes your correct but they have harrp facilitys all over the globe now so instead of as you say a bubble hundreds of them would push the global atmosphere out mebe even push it out that far that our atmosphere becomes somthing like saturns rings scary ehh

Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:29 pm » by **Boondox681**

wattup saturn.
we all know the answer but it still all comes down to WHY?
this is why tesla NEVER let his work out.he knew.he was a true master,so of course he knew.

Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:37 pm » by **whitedeath**

Tesla, fucking Tesla [raises a glass]

“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.”

I hope so, one day