Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair

[dlslith Profile]

Hulk Hogan is the Man, his wife is a hoe bag cougar ( yuck who would want to screw that Yeti anyways?)

Ric Flair is a albino Greased up California Raisin that needs to shut his stupid mouth.... WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hulk Hogan is the greatest entertainment wrestler in the history of the sport.

I hope he is OK and alot of it is show, so he is probably fine, there have been alot of close calls. and even live deaths.. like owen hart when he went to jump off the titantron...

OMG YES WRESTLING IS FAKE PEOPLE the theatrics are fake but the moves and executed stunts are very real and you have to have a very tough body to do that sort of junk... some can't cut it (Brock Lesnar) because they overuse the Roids, then most of them end up in the UFC ( or American Football for about 8 weeks.....then overseas football.....then going into a deep depression because you got kicked out of everything for sucking too bad or using too many steroids.) because at least there testing there is 1/4 of what it is in the WWE.

point of this

Hulk Rules.....BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Brock Lesnar and Ric Flair are Popsicle Packers.

Now this was good. Hilarious. Nice Jet, funny as hell

[Cryptillian Profile]

that is until the hulkamaniacs got involved.....cause you know that once hulk puts his hand to his ear...and the hulkamaniacs start to cheer.............the 26inch pythons are gonna rumble over you............whatca' gonna do brother

I agree with everything you said here....

and the undertaker thing compared to HulKaMANIA HOGAN...

Apples and Oranges my Friend ....Apples and Oranges.

totaly

hulk is nothing without tha'maniacs

when i was a kid i got so fucking excited everytime hulk started to do the "hand-to-the-ear" thing that i actually threw the remote through the TV once. no shit.

i also wrecked another TV once during "the Karate Kid" when Danielsan got attacked by the CobraKai in the parking lot...................i started crying and fucking attacked the TV

ahh the impetuousness of youth (good times.....good times )

[jetxvii]

that is until the hulkamaniacs got involved.....cause you know that once hulk puts his hand to his ear...and the hulkamaniacs start to cheer.............the 26inch pythons are gonna rumble over you............whatca' gonna do brother

I agree with everything you said here....

and the undertaker thing compared to HulKaMANIA HOGAN...

Apples and Oranges my Friend ....Apples and Oranges.

totaly

hulk is nothing without tha'maniacs

when i was a kid i got so fucking excited everytime hulk started to do the "hand-to-the-ear" thing that i actually threw the remote through the TV once. no shit.

i also wrecked another TV once during "the Karate Kid" when Danielsan got attacked by the CobraKai in the parking lot...................i started crying and fucking attacked the TV

ahh the impetuousness of youth (good times.....good times )

Awwwww, I have a soft spot in me heart for "The Karate Kid" that was the basis for my life dude... FUCK THE COBRAKAI!!

that was one of the greatest movies (for me) of all time.. that set up the rest of my life for Martial arts, my Asian Fetish, and a new found respect for Asian culture....

Is it just me but was Cobra Kai a reference to the blonde hair and blue eyed NAZI regime? they certainly looked and Acted like Kung Fu Nazi's...

Oh well time to rub my hands together and fix my jacked up Knee

[jetxvii]

Hulk Hogan is the Man, his wife is a hoe bag cougar ( yuck who would want to screw that Yeti anyways?)

Ric Flair is a albino Greased up California Raisin that needs to shut his stupid mouth.... WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hulk Hogan is the greatest entertainment wrestler in the history of the sport.

I hope he is OK and alot of it is show, so he is probably fine, there have been alot of close calls. and even live deaths.. like owen hart when he went to jump off the titantron...

OMG YES WRESTLING IS FAKE PEOPLE the theatrics are fake but the moves and executed stunts are very real and you have to have a very tough body to do that sort of junk... some can't cut it (Brock Lesnar) because they overuse the Roids, then most of them end up in the UFC ( or American Football for about 8 weeks.....then overseas football.....then going into a deep depression because you got kicked out of everything for sucking too bad or using too many steroids.) because at least there testing there is 1/4 of what it is in the WWE.

point of this

Hulk Rules.....BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Brock Lesnar and Ric Flair are Popsicle Packers.

Now this was good. Hilarious. Nice Jet, funny as hell

Thanks dude, I just don't like Brock Lesnar.

He was in Minnesota eating at an outback steakhouse when my mother and father were in there, and my dad is a fan of wrestling also... so he walked up to Brock Lesnar and said " I know who you are but have to make sure, I am a big fan of yours... you are Brock Lesnar correct?"

and Brock Responded

"could you please get out of my face, me and my wife are eating here and we don't want to talk to you!"

talk about a Steroid Reaction, that guy is an Ass. I wonder if he would have responded different if he knew my dad was a troop?... doesn't matter though I hope he dies from A Basketball sized Kidney Stone that he has to pee out of his little tic tac sized winkie!

[Lordgaga Profile]

I love to watch Wrestling.

[jetxvii]

I love to watch Wrestling.

who is that guy?

[Electrobadgr Profile]

you are all wrong....wrestling is real


real i tells ya

hulk hogans ex wife hired ravishing rick flair to attack the hulkster because hulk was about to disclose at that very press conference.

the reason that there wasn't any video of the "execution attempt" was because the Brazilian government was using a multi-phase SCALAR field on all the cameras at the event.

hulk hogan used to work for "section eight" (a shadow company set up by the seventh dimension Elohim in partnership with the fourth dimensional Alanian alliance) the purpose of "section eight" was to use popular media as a mind control weapon.

the hulkster actually has an IQ of 190 and he was second in command over at "section eight"
(he worked under the illustrious Million dollar man Ted DiBiase) their alleged on-screen rivalry was staged in order to test the general publics susceptibility to blood-cues.

the seventh dimensional Elohim has long used blood-cues as a means to communicate to each other (they also use The Halloween episodes of The Simpsons...and season four of Dawson's Creek). they also use the blood-cues to prepare us for the impending meta-terrestrial invasion by the Second Harmonic universe Lumiens through the stargate known as the Sphere of Amenti.

hulk hogan is actually an incarnation of Ghengis Khan and his role on earth is as a cosmic disrupter otherwise known as a Lumien Rebel. hulk's purported agenda is to stop the impending Lumien attack (slated for the February 30, 2013) by collectively educating the soul matrix of First Harmonic Universe Terrian Planetoid Earth as to the nasty plans of the lumiens.

hulk was planning to disclose this invasion (plus give us a kick-ass recipe for shortbread cookies) at this press conference. that is why the Lumiens working through the hulksters ex-wife, and the shadow government of Brazil decided that hulk, ted DiBiase and the entire "section eight" lumien rebel conglomerate's plan at invasion disruption needed to be crushed.

after putting fluoride in the water jugs at the press conference and setting the frequency-variation modulators for the SCALAR fields......the plan was almost complete....all they needed to do was go to Walgreen's to purchase the most sacred of blood-cue ritual instruments (razor blades)....after a quick meeting with the Freemason Confederacy for permission to execute their dastardly plan on our space time morphogenetic matrix collective.....they took a warp portal over to the press conference and attacked the hulkster.

he would have died right there if it wasn't for the valiant efforts of the fourth dimensional Alanians who used their hyper-quantum temporal curtain generator to travel back in time to surgically replace the hulksters bones with a new experimental carbon-nanotube composite, thus making the hulkster impervious to skeletal fracture....they also injected hulk with a anticoagulant so he didn't bleed out.

this is just the first chapter in a tangled web of interstellar-inter-dimensional invasions planned for First Harmonic Terrestrial Planetiod Earth....stay tuned for more pieces to the puzzle..and more keys to the lost doorways.

Hahahahahaha, LOL. Thats the funniest thing i have read in ages. A few corrections though; hulk is in fact a shapeshifting reptilian who is currently posing as none other than US President Barack H Obama. Think about it, have you even seen them in the same room? We are told the H stands for hussein (insider joke) when the real answer is more obvious. Members of the chinese secret societies got wind of this info and staged this attack to force hulks secret identity into the open. As a result tptb have had to retaliate by cloning hulks obamic form and are currently staging a fight between hulk an obamaclone to quash any conspiracy theory. The confrontation is expected to take place at a white house dinner next month. Hulk will insight the battle by implicating himself in a false flag fingering of obamaclones wife. Obamaclone will emerge victorious and the hulk will be able to return to his sacred duties soon after.

[Wrathofkahn Profile]

Best christian band EVER!!!

[Cornbread714 Profile]

I want to create a new wrestling character named The Large Hadron Collider!

[Nickelson Profile]

I want to create a new wrestling character named The Large Hadron Collider!

Now you're really scaring me, Corn No seriously in that case I WILL take wrestling for real.