you are all wrong....wrestling is real
real i tells ya
hulk hogans ex wife hired ravishing rick flair to attack the hulkster because hulk was about to disclose at that very press conference.
the reason that there wasn't any video of the "execution attempt" was because the Brazilian government was using a multi-phase SCALAR field on all the cameras at the event.
hulk hogan used to work for "section eight" (a shadow company set up by the seventh dimension Elohim in partnership with the fourth dimensional Alanian alliance) the purpose of "section eight" was to use popular media as a mind control weapon.
the hulkster actually has an IQ of 190 and he was second in command over at "section eight"
(he worked under the illustrious Million dollar man Ted DiBiase) their alleged on-screen rivalry was staged in order to test the general publics susceptibility to blood-cues.
the seventh dimensional Elohim has long used blood-cues as a means to communicate to each other (they also use The Halloween episodes of The Simpsons...and season four of Dawson's Creek). they also use the blood-cues to prepare us for the impending meta-terrestrial invasion by the Second Harmonic universe Lumiens through the stargate known as the Sphere of Amenti.
hulk hogan is actually an incarnation of Ghengis Khan and his role on earth is as a cosmic disrupter otherwise known as a Lumien Rebel. hulk's purported agenda is to stop the impending Lumien attack (slated for the February 30, 2013) by collectively educating the soul matrix of First Harmonic Universe Terrian Planetoid Earth as to the nasty plans of the lumiens.
hulk was planning to disclose this invasion (plus give us a kick-ass recipe for shortbread cookies) at this press conference. that is why the Lumiens working through the hulksters ex-wife, and the shadow government of Brazil decided that hulk, ted DiBiase and the entire "section eight" lumien rebel conglomerate's plan at invasion disruption needed to be crushed.
after putting fluoride in the water jugs at the press conference and setting the frequency-variation modulators for the SCALAR fields......the plan was almost complete....all they needed to do was go to Walgreen's to purchase the most sacred of blood-cue ritual instruments (razor blades)....after a quick meeting with the Freemason Confederacy for permission to execute their dastardly plan on our space time morphogenetic matrix collective.....they took a warp portal over to the press conference and attacked the hulkster.
he would have died right there if it wasn't for the valiant efforts of the fourth dimensional Alanians who used their hyper-quantum temporal curtain generator to travel back in time to surgically replace the hulksters bones with a new experimental carbon-nanotube composite, thus making the hulkster impervious to skeletal fracture....they also injected hulk with a anticoagulant so he didn't bleed out.
this is just the first chapter in a tangled web of interstellar-inter-dimensional invasions planned for First Harmonic Terrestrial Planetiod Earth....stay tuned for more pieces to the puzzle..and more keys to the lost doorways.