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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:38 pm » by TheDuck


Haha, added more derailment :scary:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:40 pm » by Troll2rocks


theduck wrote:Haha, added more derailment :scary:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:43 pm » by Kalinsaast


aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so :D


Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:46 pm » by Troll2rocks


kalinsaast wrote:
aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so :D


Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.



You actually watched that ?

Oh my fucking god
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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 6:13 pm » by Buhdoo


I don't want this thread to ever end.. in a perfect world Troll will be sat there as i type this, eyes like pissholes in the snow for lack of sleep, head resting on his hands on the kitchen table, jam jar sat perfectly in the middle taunting him with all of its jammy goodness (can't say i've ever used that phrase before).

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 6:19 pm » by Phoenix rising


troll2rocks wrote:Trying to open this jar of fucking jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 6:25 pm » by The57ironman


buhdoo wrote:I don't want this thread to ever end.. in a perfect world Troll will be sat there as i type this, eyes like pissholes in the snow for lack of sleep, head resting on his hands on the kitchen table, jam jar sat perfectly in the middle taunting him with all of its jammy goodness (can't say i've ever used that phrase before).




jammy goodness :alien51: :alien51: :alien51:
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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 6:48 pm » by Kalinsaast


troll2rocks wrote:
kalinsaast wrote:
aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so :D


Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.



You actually watched that ?

Oh my fucking god
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I have always been fascinated with the lengths people will go to to open a jar of jam lol. He was trying to open it i take it?? :mrgreen:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 6:58 pm » by Naranja


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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 7:13 pm » by Troll2rocks


WHERE IS MY FUCKING JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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