I am going to Kill Myself

Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:38 pm » by **TheDuck**

Haha, added more derailment :scary:

Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:40 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

theduck wrote:Haha, added more derailment

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Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:43 pm » by **Kalinsaast**

aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so

Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.

Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:46 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

kalinsaast wrote:
aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so

Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.

You actually watched that ?

Oh my fucking god
:peep:

Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:13 pm » by **Buhdoo**

I don't want this thread to ever end.. in a perfect world Troll will be sat there as i type this, eyes like pissholes in the snow for lack of sleep, head resting on his hands on the kitchen table, jam jar sat perfectly in the middle taunting him with all of its jammy goodness (can't say i've ever used that phrase before).

Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:19 pm » by **Phoenix rising**

troll2rocks wrote:Trying to open this jar of fucking jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

Sounds like uv got in a bit of a jam there troll

Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:25 pm » by **The57ironman**

buhdoo wrote:I don't want this thread to ever end.. in a perfect world Troll will be sat there as i type this, eyes like pissholes in the snow for lack of sleep, head resting on his hands on the kitchen table, jam jar sat perfectly in the middle taunting him with all of its jammy goodness (can't say i've ever used that phrase before).

jammy goodness :alien51:

Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:48 pm » by **Kalinsaast**

troll2rocks wrote:
kalinsaast wrote:
aardvaaks wrote:Rubber (elastic) band free from your postman person, tightly wrapped around lid edge, this has probably been mentioned already on one of the previous pages so apologies if so

Agreed. Rubber will be the best choice. Although probably best to go for Rubber washing up gloves they will get your jar open. That and brute strength.

Failing that the "Jar + Arse = Jam Jar Pile Driver" sounds like a good idea. At least it's been done before, and at least the guy who tried it opened the jar up lol.

Just do an interweb search. "One man one jar" It's quite shocking lol.

You actually watched that ?

Oh my fucking god

I have always been fascinated with the lengths people will go to to open a jar of jam lol. He was trying to open it i take it?? :mrgreen:

Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:58 pm » by **Naranja**

Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:13 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

WHERE IS MY FUCKING JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM