I am going to Kill Myself

Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:28 pm » by **Carlos67**

puncture the lid with a sharp knife to release the vacuum!

Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:29 pm » by **evesmedusa**

troll2rocks - try this website:

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Difficult-Jar

and regarding 'one man one jar' - I will take my hubbys advice on that one and stay well away from it!

Eve.

Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:27 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:43 am » by **Cricketine**

Did you ever get the jam jar open :?:

Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:01 am » by **Stone069**

Remember there are no coincidences, only synchronicity.

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God and Brad have judged you and you get an F in jam jar opening and will be reincarnated as a manual can opener for (7)(4) years.

:banana:

Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:49 am » by **Aardvaaks**

It certainly has :mrgreen:

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Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:12 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Sob sniffle, my jam I wants my jam precious me needs it me wants it, must have the jam precious

Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:15 pm » by **Thebluecanary**

troll2rocks wrote:Sob sniffle, my jam I wants my jam precious me needs it me wants it, must have the jam precious

So what the hell kind of jam is it anyway? Like...strawberry jam, or something weird and British like fig and bacon grease?

Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:30 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

thebluecanary wrote:
troll2rocks wrote:Sob sniffle, my jam I wants my jam precious me needs it me wants it, must have the jam precious

So what the hell kind of jam is it anyway? Like...strawberry jam, or something weird and British like fig and bacon grease?

its cock cheese and peanutbutter jam

Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:58 pm » by **Buhdoo**

Fig and bacon grease lol..