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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:14 am » by Troll2rocks


Trying to open this jar of fucking jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:16 am » by E6722maj


run hot water over the lid :flop:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:18 am » by Cricketine


troll2rocks wrote:Trying to open this jar of fucking jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

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Hey! Don't off yourself.... just tap the rim of it on the counter to break the seal. Sometimes if you run hot water over it for a minute it will open too. :hiho:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:19 am » by Cricketine


2020vision wrote:Slap its bottom!! then twist :D


Hee hee........ :dancing:

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:19 am » by Troll2rocks


No, I cant go on without my fucking jam
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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:21 am » by Cornbread714


Cap Snaffler snaffles caps off any size jug, bottle, or jar, and it really, really works! – Ron Popeil
Where's the beer and when do I get paid?
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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:23 am » by Cricketine


I have a Black and Decker "Lids Off" if you want it.....

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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:23 am » by 99socks


Whack around the edge of the lid a few times with the handle of a butter knife. This will partially break the seal around the threads of the lid.
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PostSun Jan 16, 2011 5:23 am » by Troll2rocks


cornbread714 wrote:Cap Snaffler snaffles caps off any size jug, bottle, or jar, and it really, really works! – Ron Popeil


How can one get a hold of such a magical instrument.
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