I am heading to Mars, you want to come?

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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 7:35 am » by Zer0


As you a few of you know, I am sick entire of this world and everyone on here!

I have found a solution to my existential dilemma...and it doesn't involve suicide!

http://mars-one.com/en/faq-en/21-faq-se ... y-to-apply

Yep they are recruiting people to gtfo of this rock and head to our homeplanet.. Mars!

Who is down to come? Ladies? ;)
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 7:53 am » by RATRODROB


Master Otoel wrote:As you a few of you know, I am sick entire of this world and everyone on here!

I have found a solution to my existential dilemma...and it doesn't involve suicide!

http://mars-one.com/en/faq-en/21-faq-se ... y-to-apply

Yep they are recruiting people to gtfo of this rock and head to our homeplanet.. Mars!

Who is down to come? Ladies? ;)





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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 10:21 am » by mykingdomforthetruth


its a 1 way ticket there arn't any bars and the weather is shite.
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 12:33 pm » by Dagnamski


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oh dear not this again. After 2 weeks of drinkin your own piss in a radiation suit don't come runnin cryin mumsie :nails:
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 1:05 pm » by Purplepanther


OMG, you are on to me,...LOL, Mars is sooo boring, the aliens come and go like five O'clock traffic. We do have Oxygen but ur like so high straight off the shuttle, you will be sick and my little cousins are so busy it's like you never landed. The woman with three tittes is native and let me tell you that once you tap that your unit will glow for at least a week and simply leave it at a unique culture exchange but well worth the space bucks!!!
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 1:08 pm » by Slith


Just go to P.E.I and you'll have all the red sand you need. Plus you'll be close to the Newfs, who are much more entertaining than aliens
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 1:36 pm » by Phoenix rising


I suspect we've already been there, capitalism killed Mars!
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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 1:54 pm » by Mrmurder


given the chance, id go in a heartbeat. not sure the mrs and kids would be too impressed though.

I mean, you can stay on this rock and have disease, accident, old age or even at the hands of another end your life. or you can take a trip through space and see the galaxy and another planet with your own eyes. and eventually die, on a completely different planet.

probably does not sound like much of a choice to most people, but I know which option I would choose.

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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 2:21 pm » by Thruster


You know...you just might be the very man for the job!

I'm guessing you are including a scheduled stop-off on The Planet Kratom to pick up some vital supplies?


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PostSat Jul 27, 2013 3:36 pm » by Zer0


Thruster wrote:You know...you just might be the very man for the job!

I'm guessing you are including a scheduled stop-off on The Planet Kratom to pick up some vital supplies?


:think:




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Oh shit... I totally forgot about the Kratom.... :nails:
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