I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE!!!

Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:28 am » by **Troll2rocks**

I am so happy and in love that I could dance around jiggling my penis in all of your collective faces and take the aggression with a happy stride.

You see ladies and gentlemen, I AM IN LOVE. :love:

And that gives me the right to say and do anything I want,.... kill dolphins!!! see there you go! ahhhhh love nothing else like it is there ?

It all happened on here a while back, I got talking to this really really alright, I mean really alright person. We clicked instantly, we talked deep into the night on skype about all the things that make the universe tick, 911, the reptilian brain, and of course, chemtrails and the hazardous toxins found in pizzas.

It was while all this was taking place that I started to feel more than just friendship, it was like I could just judge the person though the way in which they typed letters into the forum. I started to feel love, especially after I got a facebook link and checked the profile to see all the pictures posing in a bikini on holiday. We swapped numbers, and scandalous pictures.

We eventually got over our embarrassment in declaring feelings for each other, and it turned out we both felt the same. Our writing on the internet had kindled true love our words had translated into some kind of super binary code and it created a sentient feeling. We related, I believe that god will ultimately judge all of us and spare nobody except the just and righteous who repel the hordes of new world order mind drones that we will have to throw our bodies in front of, and this person believes that George Bush was an inter dimensional shape shifting reptilian who is part of a bloodline derived from the original habitants of earth after they crash landed here from the planet Nibru, and we are able to discuss these things with each other with straight faces without the sneering and giggling that takes place when we open up to strangers about these issues. We are meant to be, we are one. I AM IN LOVE, SERIOUS-LY!

So anyway, a few months ago we took it to the next level, we took our clothes off and preceded to fondle our genitals on webcam for mutual pleasure. (It was the most beautiful moment of our lives), seeing my gyrating reflection in the monitor juxtaposed to the flash stream based depravity going on the other side of the screen. We knew we simply had to meet, but it turned out this person already had an admirer and had been talking to this other guy on here, and he was a little bit clingy and all consuming if you know what I mean, this person had tried to keep their distance but he would just never let up, he even went so far as to do this all publicly too, something this person was flattered about but also a little bit disturbed by, this person told me how much they loved me and wanted me to hold them and just make it all stop, and I said." Look, you have to follow your heart, be serious, after all you are a level headed citizen. You know what you want and what is good for you baby, because the world is going to end in a few months anyway!".

We thought about it for quite some time, and the best most humane way of dealing with this that we could think of, would be to let him down in person and show him the real respect he deserves considering how overly sensitive and mentally unstable he is. So we decided to arrange a meeting where we could all get together and sort this out like adults. The problem is, if he was to find out about it he wouldn't come, and even if he did he would just freak out when I turned up, so I decided to pose as this person, for the last two months and persuade him to take a trip and see me and this person. I sent him fake pictures of how I look. so the let down will be easier to swallow. It worked, he has now bought plane tickets and is currently getting ready to meet

(us).

We know it will be awkward but it really is for the best. We also understand he is into sport, so after the awkward walk on I will make, dressed in my full on avatar regalia no less, we are going to turn him loose in the fucking woods and hunt him down like in the hunger games. It is the only fair way to settle it, with honour and determination, he classes himself a man and considers himself in touch with new mother earth. He thinks love conquers all, but lets see it conquer guns, bows and arrows, land traps, and baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire. :flop:

We are in love, nothing else matters. Nothing. Not even Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead!!!

:love:

I LOVE YOU MARDUK2012!!!

:peep:

Please note, any coincidence to any persons either living or dead in this post are purely coincidental and should not be taken as accurate or even remotely sane or coherent

Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:55 am » by **Newearthman**

Hmm...This is interesting on a psychological level...What should I reply with? Should I reply at all? If you didn't make this thread would I have still responded to it? Is anything real?...Too many questions!

Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:57 am » by **Noentry**

Spock loves a bit of foreplay

Grow long and procreate

Edit

Troll you changed Spock with Marduk2012 now my post is pointless.

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Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:00 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Newearthman wrote:Hmm...This is interesting on a psychological level...What should I reply with? Should I reply at all? If you didn't make this thread would I have still responded to it? Is anything real?...Too many questions!

I know its like quantum physics or something :banana:

Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:04 am » by **Newearthman**

Troll2rocks wrote:
Newearthman wrote:Hmm...This is interesting on a psychological level...What should I reply with? Should I reply at all? If you didn't make this thread would I have still responded to it? Is anything real?...Too many questions!

I know its like quantum physics or something

Ya, it's like I want to tell you everything about me and destroy you at the same time :headscratch:

this shit's confusing! (sorry dear for being childish...I can't help it some times)

no offence T2R's

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Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:09 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Newearthman wrote:
Troll2rocks wrote:
Newearthman wrote:Hmm...This is interesting on a psychological level...What should I reply with? Should I reply at all? If you didn't make this thread would I have still responded to it? Is anything real?...Too many questions!

I know its like quantum physics or something

Ya, it's like I want to tell you everything about me and destroy you at the same time this shit's confusing! (sorry dear for being childish...I can't help it some times)

no offence T2R's

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I had another title for this thread...

I AM A SERIOIS CITIZEN IN LOVE THIS IS A WHOLE NEW EARTH MAN!!!

:lol:

I thought it may make it to obvious though (not that this has anything to do with any users on here that have recently found love)

Lol.

Good luck to ya man, honestly, its nice to find love. If you are heading near the UK, we could hook up, and you may kill me in person, unless you have a fear of clowns of course, then it may be just awkward.

Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:42 am » by **Newearthman**

Well we have been thinking of a meet up spot, like a festival to go to each year somewhere in Europe. This could be the begenings, even if I have to track you all down in person...and yes we could form a Super Alliance T2R's; a super alliance of empty shot glasses and future dreams!

Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:31 am » by **Spock**

YOU'VE BEEN GYRATING YOUR JUNK WITH MARDUK TOO!!! :yell:

Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:18 pm » by **-Marduk-**

Why im always the target of homo erotic arousel is beyond me.

First Oto, Canubis to Lowsix, now itz Troll.

Maybe itz my sexy german accent, cant blame them.

But sry kids i have to dissapoint ya... ima Coprophiliac.

Ha

:banana:

Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:28 pm » by **Seahawk**

Ew. That shit ain't right.